MaruMA:RadioShow5:Disc2:Track11
OP drama - Body Double Arc[edit]
FX:*mini-drama intro music*
Wolfram: And this is why next month, they have asked to get Yuuri to go to their unsafe country.
Yuuri: Leave it to me. Sounds fun! I can travel around and see a lot of places!
Wolfram: Hey, you're not going on a leisure trip! Think about this as the king for even a moment! Furthermore, you're going there as the maou, so please be a little more nervous about it!
Yuuri: Ehh... it's going to be fine.
Murata: No, Shibuya... I've been thinking about this for a while... how about if you use a body double for this?
Yuuri: A body double?
Wolfram: Mhm! I agree... Yuuri, you are in many ways, too defenseless.
Yuuri: A body double is that, right? Someone who will take my place if someone's trying to kill me ...
Murata: Well, yes, I guess that's one way to put it.
Yuuri: I don't want to do something like that. I don't want to put someone else in danger for my sake.
Wolfram: What are you talking about!? Something like that is natural! Your body is not only yours!
Yuuri: I've said it already! I don't want to sit back quietly and watch as someone puts themselves in danger for me.
Murata: But, you know what Shibuya? They don't only work as substitutes when you're in danger. There are other reasons to use a body double.
Yuuri: And what would those reasons be?
Murata: For example, if you're sick or something like that, and you can't stand by yourself before the people of Shin Makoku. If something like that happens, everyone would get worried.
Yuuri: Hmm.... well I guess so...
Wolfram: Besides, in such a case there would be uneasiness all over the country. The king must always show himself in good health before the people.
Murata: Don't you think that in such a situation, it would be best for a healthy Shibuya to stand in front of everyone?
Yuuri: If you say it like that, then yeah, I guess so but...
Murata: Hm! Right? Which means that from this moment on we'll start looking for Shibuya's body double!!!
Yuuri: What? Right now!? Or rather, a body double has to look like me, and there must be few people who do, so it would be impossible to find them so quickly!
Murata: Don't worry! Thinking that this could happen, I've looked for people who look like Shibuya in advance!
Yuuri: Seriously!?
Wolfram: Did you find someone who looks like Yuuri?
Murata: Yeah, about three people.
Wolfram: Three!!!
Murata: People say that on this planet there are three people that look exactly like you.
Yuuri: You're talking about doppelgängers, right!?
Murata: Hm!
Yuuri: Don't just say "Hm!". People say that if you see them all you'll die!
Murata: Heh! That's an urban legend. Whether you believe on it or not you're not going to die.
Yuuri: I do believe it!! Because my life is at stake!
Murata: Well, but since they're here let's do a trial meeting.
Wolfram: Hm! Because the issue of Yuuri's body double is an urgent business. Let's do it right away!
Yuuri: Both of you are really excited about this, huh?
Murata: So let's start. May the first person come in?
FX:*door opens*
Body double 1:*very quiet voice* E-excuse me...
Wolfram: Uwoh! He looks just like him!
Yuuri: He really does!!!
Body double 1: Uh.. uh... w-why did ... you call me here....?
Wolfram: We want to use you as the maou's body double.
Body double 1: The Ma-ma- maou!!! *shivers* G-g-g-g-g-good morning...
Yuuri: You don't need to be so formal!
Body double 1: *shivers* I-I-I-I can't do it....
Murata: Won't you listen to us first?
Body double 1: I beg you, please, spare me.....!
Yuuri: Well, if you can't we won't make you do it. Sorry for asking you to do it.
Body double 1: P-p-p-p-please don't lower your head like that Majesty! I am very sorry !!! Please forgive me *leaves*
Wolfram: That one would have been discovered right away.
Yuuri: One look at him making his body small like that and you'd know.
Murata: Hm... All right , may the next person come in?
FX:*door opens*
Body double 2: *very polite* Please excuse me.
Wolfram: Oh, this one looks like him too!
Murata: Hm. This is Ichiryuu[1], a butler that works for a family of nobles.
Body double 2: Did you call, master?
Wolfram: Ohh! He's quite impressive, isn't that great?
Murata: Heh, as expected from Ichiryuu (*1). His body movement overflows with elegance.
Yuuri: Mhm! I have a good feeling about him. Then, let's try seeing how you would greet the people ...
Body double 2: Before that, the master has spilled some of his meal on him. I will get it clean, so please take it off.
Yuuri: Ahaha... nah it's fine. More importantly about that greeting....
Body double 2: It's not fine. And besides, that window over there, the seventh glass from the top is dirty, I'll clean it right away.
Yuuri: Uhm...no... ah...
Body double 2: And it will soon be tea time right? I'll get the black tea ready so please wait for a moment. I currently have a 300 type blend ...
Yuuri: Enough!
FX:*gets pushed out the door*
Wolfram: He's too fuzzy about details and easily noticeable... he wouldn't work as a body double.
Yuuri: His level is too high (Ichiryuu) and he overthinks things...
Murata: Hmm... Then, may the last person come in?
Body double 3: *speaks like an onee* AHAHAH!! The real Maou is, just as the rumors said, such a fine man!
Wolfram: *angry* Hey... wait a second...!
Body double 3: Ahh, no! This one over here is also reeeeally hot!
Murata: Uh... this is Odoriko-san[2], he works at the bar in town.
Body double 3: It's not "he", it's "she"! I have a woman's heart! Oh my, now that I look at you, those cold eyes are also... fufufufu...
Yuuri: Uhmm....
Body double 3: AHHH! I can't stand being surrounded by such fine men! So... what do you want me to do...?
FX:*Wolfram pushes her out the door*
Wolfram: This one we can't use no matter what...
Yuuri: Of course!!!
Murata: Ah... what a pickle! They all turned out to be bad...
Yuuri: As for me... I've thought about it and it's fine if I don't have a body double. I'm happy that you two worry so much about me, but I don't want to lie to the people or rather, I want to play my role, you know?
Wolfram: Yuuri....
Murata: Well, that's a reply expected from you
Yuuri: Thank you very much, both of you...
Murata: It's fine...
Yuuri: So, Murata... I've been meaning to ask you, you know?
Murata: What is it?
Yuuri: Can you see without your glasses?
Murata: Ah...
Yuuri: And Wolfram... your hair is parted on the other side. Is it a change of image?
Wolfram: Ah....
FX:*door opens*
(real) Murata: As expected from Shibuya! You figured out it's not me...
(fake) Murata: I'm sorry, your highness.
(real) Wolfram: Well, there's only one person with this beauty so it was natural he'd figure it out.
(fake) Wolfram: Please excuse me, Wolfram-sama!
Yuuri: Huh.. eh?
(real) Murata: A body double can't trick you, right?
Yuuri: So... you were body doubles all along!?
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