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8. MuraKenzu Double Plus[edit]
Original Title: ムラケンズ＋＋（ダブルプラス）
Release date: November 1, 2005, bonus with the purchase of all 5 Volumes of the First Season in DVD .
Cast:(Yuuri) Sakurai,Takahiro; (Conrad) Morikawa, Toshiyuki; (Wolfram) Saiga, (Murata) Miyata, Kouki.
(drama cd staff info unknown) However the script for track 2 of drama cd 35 "Raw Murakenzu Plus" has a similar title and was written by Takabayashi Tomo.
Yuuri: A special CD included with the purchase of all the Volumes of the First Season on DVD, MuraKenzu Double Plus[1].
FX: *door opens *
Murata: *whispering* Good morning! This is your reporter, Murata Ken. Well, now... Let's begin with a shocking maruma[2] report about a popular star. In fact, this is the long awaited scoop on how this super-important person sleeps!
FX: *snoring *
Murata: Shh... He sure is sound asleep, isn't he?
Yuuri*asleep*: Ah... no... I can't eat anymore...
Murata: That's right. I'm in the private room of the Maou at the Blood Pledge Castle.
FX: *Wolfram's gugupi snoring sound*
Murata: Uh! That's a strange snoring sound... Oh, well whatever. *lifts covers* Good morning, Shibuya-kun!
Yuuri: Ah... 5 more minutes...
Murata*giggles*: Yuu-chan wake up, it's morning already! Eh! What is this Shibuya!? What's sleeping in your bed ?!
FX: *many snoring sounds*
Conrad: Ah, good morning. What is it, Your Highness? This early in the...
Murata: Shh.. Lord Weller! Since I'm doing this program, just this time, I'll be Murata of MuraKenzu.
Conrad: Mu-ra-ta?
Fx: *snoring continues*
Yuuri: *wakes up* Good morning, Conrad.
Conrad: Good morning, Your Majesty. Hey! Wolfram you too, wake up already!
Wolfram: *wakes up*: Why is the Daikenj...?
Murata: AHHH! Ahh! Lord von Bielefeld! Today, call me either Murata or Ken-chan!
Wolfram*confused*: K... Ken-chan?!
Murata:*sighs* But say, you three are really close, aren't you? To be sleeping in the shape of a kawa kanji[3]...
Wolfram: No, it's not like we're close with Conrad. Neither Yuuri nor me, right?
Yuuri: Even if you say "right?" it won't make it true. Don't you two get along like normal brothers?
Conrad: That's right!
Wolfram: That's absurd! We don't get along!
Yuuri: I see.. well if you say so. But the two of us do get a long well, right Conrad?
Conrad: That's right!
Wolfram: Yuuri~!
Murata: Well, I was just a little interested in how well you all got along with each other. But, you know? I understand your fiancé Lord von Bielefeld being here, but the fact that you, Lord Weller, I wonder why you are here sharing the bed with his Majesty the Maou, though...
Yuuri: Sharing the bed, you little[4]...
Conrad *laughs*: Indeed, that was discourteous of me. But what happened is that last night we had a little business party and after a heated discussion, I couldn't go back to my room.
Murata: Party?
Yuuri: An end of the year party.
Murata: Ah... like a party for new and old members of a company?
Yuuri: Yeah, just like that. Kings are like bosses, so I wanted to try it at least once. Since it's kind of a tradition[5].
Murata: Ah?! Did you make the maids wear Yukata and serve you drinks?
Yuuri: Not at all...
Murata: With their obi on, dancing round and round. *pretending to be the other characters*Drunk Yuuri: "Aren't you fine? Nice!"... Girl: "Aaahh! Your Majesty, please stop!"
Yuuri: That's sexual harassment!
Murata: Okay, how about this? Drunk Yuuri: "Is it hot in here? You like being close to me, huh? Ah, take it off! Let's do it." Girl: "Ah! Your Majesty"
Yuuri: Now look Murata.... Minors can't drink, "No drinking and no smoking" is my motto. And I've decided not to drink beer until I'm done growing.
Murata: Eh?
Conrad: Well, we'll have to wait until His Majesty finishes growing in height to have a proper Japanese end of the year party.
Yuuri: So anyway, after the party started we ended up telling ghost stories and Wolfram got scared, and even Conrad couldn't go back to his room by himself!
Wolfram: That's not true! Yuuri got scared and said "Don't leave me alone" and asked to sleep with Conrad and me.
Yuuri: I never said such a thing! Since you were afraid of having to pass three rooms before you could go to the bathroom, the one who asked "Can you walk with me to the bathroom?" was YOU!
Wolfram: I never said that!
Murata: I wonder who's telling the truth...
Conrad: *laughs* They're both lying Your High... I mean Mr. Murata. It was both of them who, about to break into tears for fear of the ghosts, asked me to "please, please" sleep with them.
Yuuri/Wolfram: Waaah!!
Wolfram: Shut up, Conrad! You are lying about everything!
Yuuri: Ah, I can't deal with this... So?
Murata: Uh? What?
Yuuri: Don't ask me "What?", Murata. What did you come here for? This early in the morning...
Murata: *laughs* It took you long enough to ask... but finally you did! Hey! Start the music!
FX:*Murakenzu bmg*
Yuuri: What is this? Where is this music coming from?
Murata: Hello, maruma fans who've bought the DVDs, are you excited!? I'm Murata Ken from MuraKenzu, also known as MuraMura (irresistible).
Yuuri: What is this show? I've never heard of it. Ah, but wait. If you're MuraMura, what should I call myself[6]?
Murata: When it comes to being 'muramura' (irresistible), you don't have it (mushu). Hey, it's mushu-Shibuya!
Yuuri: Murata...
Murata: Well now... Let's continue! Today we'll have a special guest here in Murakenzu plus: the Prince that goes "jari-jari". His Excellency Lord von Bielefeld Wolfram.
Wolfram: I don't say jari-jari, jari[7]!
Murata: Oh! Come on, don't be like that, "Okay? Apple Prince[8]?"
Wolfram: What did you say?!
Yuuri: Murata, don't provoke Wolfram. Otherwise he won't stop complaining about it later.
Murata: Alright, let's start the three of us.
Conrad: Eh...?
Murata: C'mon Shibuya say it with me "three of us"!
Yuuri: I won't do it, don't try to convince me.
Murata: Three... two... one... Rock, paper, scissors!
Yuuri: I said I won't!
Conrad: Uhm... I ...
Murata: Anyway Shibuya-kun, how have you been doing lately?
Yuuri: Why do you ask all of a sudden?
Murata: It's just that recently you've gotten the heavy responsibility of becoming the Maou, that's kind of troublesome! And among the readers there are rumors that you've had one or two amorous affairs.
Yuuri: I have not!
Murata: And not having had a girlfriend, is getting you a bad history with women.
Yuuri: Is there something wrong with having that bad history?!
Wolfram: There's nothing wrong with that Yuuri, you're fine the way you are.
Yuuri: Okay, for now, you need to stay quiet.
Wolfram: Don't worry. I'll pray to Shinou so that nothing bad happens to you.
Yuuri: Don't pray!
Wolfram *praying*: Please, somehow, make sure that those amorous rumors about Yuuri don't EVER come true.
Yuuri: Eh? Wait, wait! Wolf?!
Conrad: Uhm... I'm sorry to bother you... but... eh... I...
Murata: *sighs* Shibuya, you're really useless , huh?
Yuuri: What inexcusable thing to say!
Murata: It's just that since the beginning of time, great men have always had great fondness for the sensual pleasures. In your case, you fail at being irresistible (Muramura), probably because you're just not good in love?
Yuuri: Murata, where can I hit you...?
Murata: Even so, you probably can't make any progress because your annoying fiancé won't even let you cheat once.
Wolfram: M... Murata... if you insult me one more time...
Conrad: Cut it out, Wolfram. That's blasphemy...
Wolfram: This bastard has no virtue at all!
FX: * fire magic*
Yuuri: Ah! Wait, Wolfram! You're making balls of fire! Don't make them! The top of the bed will catch fire! Ouch, ouch!
Conrad: Stop that magic! You're going to hurt His Majesty!
Wolfram: Damn it! *stops fire*
Conrad: *sighs*
Yuuri: Oh, come on! Stop joking around, for real Murata.
Murata: He really wears the pants around here[9], huh Shibuya? In the end "Soukoku Maou"[10] is nothing but a title, huh?
Yuuri: Even if you say that you too are a soukoku, aren't you? Whatever cheeky thing you say about me, you're saying it about yourself too.
Murata: I'm fine. Basically, because I'm a holy man. With my memories I'm always right and beautiful. I may be black on the outside but on the inside I'm the purest white.
Yuuri: Lies, Lies...
Wolfram: Humph. I find it difficult to believe that you're a holy man. If the Daikenj... no, if Murata's real intentions are white, then Yuuri's underwear[11] are white too!
Yuuri: And you! Don't bring up people's thongs[12] in public!
Wolfram: Oh quiet! It was just an example. I was trying to say that such a thing was completely impossible.
Yuuri: Eh? There are no white thongs here?
Murata: Shibuya, this is not the place to wear that.
Yuuri: But...
Wolfram: The appropriate color for the Maou is black!
Yuuri: But you know... If a pretty girl was wearing it, white would be more impressive.
Wolfram: Yuuri, did you make a girl wear such a thing somewhere where my eyes couldn't reach?!
Yuuri: I did not! I did not!!
Wolfram: THEN IT WAS A GUY!!
Yuuri: No way...
Conrad: Uhm.. excuse me...
Murata: Lord von Bielefeld! Since you were talking hypothetically, maybe you should make the examples easier for Shibuya to understand.
Wolfram: Uhm. I see... then "There's no way that a kotsuhi would ever have flesh", how about that?
Yuuri: I can't understand the concept or the style...
Wolfram: Then.. "The kotsugyozoku when it comes to garlic..."
Yuuri: Aren't they just fish?
Murata: You two are fun to watch!
Yuuri/Wolfram: Don't you say that!
Murata:*laughs*
Conrad: Uhm... I'm sorry to interrupt...
Murata: Ehm?
Conrad: Mr. Murata, before I knew it, you were already making your jokes and ....
Murata: What is it?
Conrad: It's just that for a while now, I've been feeling like you've been ignoring my existence.
Murata: Aw.. what is it? Are we lonely? Do you want to come here and hang out with your buddies?
Conrad: Actually, I was thinking: "I wonder why I'm being cut out of this nice conversation...?"
Murata: Eh! I didn't mean to cut you out on purpose, but... I guess I made you feel that way. I'm so~rry!
Conrad: No, that's...
Wolfram: What's up with you? Are you sulking?
Conrad: *sulking* I'm not sulking...
Murata: But really, how unsightly was my behavior towards Lord Weller! I messed up the tempo. I guess that, when it comes to my future as a comedian, that might not happen...
Yuuri: Murata, don't worry, no one would want to see that future.
Wolfram: I don't mind one way or the other. I don't care about the type of bright future that Conrad and Murata want to make... Because over here with Yuuri and Greta, we'll make a bright future of our own.
Conrad: Wolfram...
Yuuri: That's right, don't lose your nerve, Oniichan. No matter how badly Murata treats you and no matter how impertinent your little brother is, at least I am your friend, right?
Conrad: Your Majesty...
Wolfram: Yuuri! Don't take advantage of the moment and cling on to him! Since Conrad, is a full grown man, you don't need to pat his head. Instead, Yuuri, you should do that to me.
Yuuri: You know, you're over 80, you're a grown up too.
Murata: Wait a moment, Shibuya. How bad of you to have that conversation just between the two of you. You went and excluded Lord Weller from it, when he needs your advice.
Yuuri: Eh? I?
Conrad: I knew it, you excluded me....
Yuuri: No, no I didn't! But what's this about an advise Murata? I don't know what you're talking about.
Murata: How cruel! Didn't you say it the other day? That whenever Lord Weller makes his jokes it gets Alaska cold?
Conrad*shocked*: Your Majesty...
Yuuri: I'm sorry, I did say that...
Conrad: Really. Really. How could you...Alaska?(How could you say that?)
FX: *chilly wind blows*
Yuuri: Woah.. It's freezing[13].
Wolfram *shivering*: What is this? Suddenly the temperature in this bedroom...
Murata: Also, Lord Weller secretly writes joke material in a notebook, making him quite an amazing enemy.
Conrad*even more shocked*: The joke material notebook[14]!Why do you know about it...?
Yuuri: Sorry, I was also the one who said that.
Wolfram: You don't need to apologize. You're not the one at fault.
Conrad: Really ...Really, how could you Alask....? (same joke as before)
Yuuri: Oh, please! Spare us from the Alaska joke!
Conrad: I understand. Then *clears throat* " Really ...Really, how could you Alabama? (same joke , he just changed the state)
FX: *chilly wind blows*
Murata:*forced laughter* I see you fixed it... Lord Weller, you really are something special.
Conrad*happy*: Really? Oh, I'm blushing.
Yuuri: Conrad, he wasn't praising you.
Conrad: Eh?
Murata: *sighs* People say "Everyone has defects" but, Lord Weller's sense of humor is severely bad. It's comparable to Lord von Christ's *fush*fush*-stuff-coming out of his nose thing. I would prefer that over having to withstand the cold.
Yuuri: Murata, when you make such comparisons, don't you feel sorry for Conrad?
Wolfram: Well, since there's no hope for recovery, Günter's flaw is not as bad, right?
Conrad: I'm below Günter's level[15]....
Yuuri: Ah! Don't be sad, Conrad. You... ahhh... ehh... have lots of good points, forgetting about your flawed sense of humor.
Conrad *sulking*:... Like what...?
Yuuri: Eh? Eh... . Well ... well...!!!!
Conrad: *sighs* There aren't any, are there? Sure, I can use a sword a little better than the rest... But I'm not as good as Gwendal in his job, and I don't have a special smile like Wolfram...
Yuuri: Well... but Gwendal is all about work and...
Murata: ... and Lord von Bielefeld's artistic sense is quite questionable.
Wolfram: What?!
Conrad: *at the brink of tears* It's okay, even if you try to comfort me, I am... by nature... a boring man[16].
Wolfram: Grow a backbone! What are you a kid?!
Murata: *laughs* Lord Weller, you sure are interesting.
Yuuri: What a pickle... Ah! I know! Songs!
Conrad: Songs?
Yuuri: Ah! What's today's schedule after this is?
Conrad: I didn't ask Günter but probably in the afternoon, you have World History lessons.
Yuuri: Hehe. So if I sleep a little bit longer it's okay, right?
Wolfram: Why a little bit longer?
Yuuri: Now come on, Conrad, sing a song. When you sang to us last night, you had a great singing voice.
Wolfram: Is that so?
Yuuri: Wolfram, you don't remember because you fell asleep right away. But that song, I've heard it before. It's a song that my mom also likes. It has English lyrics, what was it? "Love me something", right? [17]
Conrad: Ah! Your Majesty... you heard it?
Yuuri: C'mon! Murata you have time too. Come here and stay in bed. If you're out of bed, you'll be lonely, and there's room here.
Murata: Ah! So we will fall asleep listening to Lord Weller's lullaby?
Yuuri: Exactly.
Murata: Well, that doesn't sound bad. Then, I won't hold back! *jumps in bed*
Wolfram: I don't want to hang out with you...
Yuuri: Don't say that! Let's go to sleep together.*pushes Wolf down on the bed*
Wolfram:*shouts*
Murata *bouncing on the bed*: What a nice bed! It has springs in it!
Yuuri: Don't bounce up and down, Murata. Alright, we're all ready. Conrad, I'm closing my eyes, so sing for us, okay?
Conrad: I understand, Yuuri.
FX: * Conrad gets ready to sing*
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References[edit]
- ↑ Murakenzu is the comedy duo Murata forms with Yuuri, despite his protests. The two other two pluses refer to Conrad and Wolfram, so it's MuraKenzu (Murata and Yuuri) +(Conrad) +(Wolfram).
- ↑ Maruma: anything related to Kyou Kara Maou, or the ma series.
- ↑ Like this 川. Thee people sleeping side-by-side.
- ↑ Yuuri gets angry because Murata is hinting there is "another" reason behind Conrad's overnight stay.
- ↑ In Japan, bosses regularly ask you to go out for drinks with them, and they are the ones who pay. During December most offices have an end of the year party where everyone gets super drunk to forget about the troubles of that year.
- ↑ If Murata is MuraMura which means "irresistible", Yuuri would be ShibuShibu which means "unwilling".
- ↑ Wolfram sometimes adds jari at the end of the sentences which means he's being childish. Puu is short for prince.
- ↑ Murata calls him "Jaringo Puu", which roughly means something like "Okay? Apple Prince" (jaa, ringo puu). I'm guessing the ringo (apple )comes from "jari-go" which is what Wolfram jari speech is called.
- ↑ Murata uses a word that means "dominated by one's husband".
- ↑ Soukoku Maou means "All black Demon King" which sounds scary.
- ↑ Friendly reminder: Yuuri wears black thongs, in case you can ever forget that piece of info...
- ↑ The word literally means "bikini".
- ↑ When a pun falls flat, instead of crickets, the temperature drops.
- ↑ The story behind this is in the drama CD "Ura Ashita wa MA no tsuku kaze ga fuku", track 5.
- ↑ The same word they use to talk about Gunter's runny nose, also means "fungus that causes athlete foot". So, he's also saying " I'm less than a fungus". Poor Conrad.
- ↑ Instead of boring it can also be unimportant, useless, disappointing.
- ↑ It's "Love me tender".
