MaruMA:Doujinshi4:Story2

Who do you ship?

Takabayashi Tomo

Note: This story was published in the 2002 doujinshi, but it was also reprinted and published as a booklet with CD 24 "His Excellency and the MA Love Journal!?", in 2006.

Ah! This might be the reason why this book is R-15.

It's a story about girls gathering and talking about the couples they ship(moe). It's supposed to be just like a coven of witches. Actually, even though I'm going to write about this, I don't know anyone who would approve of this kind of thing. In any case, that's the meaning of 'shipping'(moe) in this story.

Tonight is the secret celebration under the moonlight where the ladies who follow a forbidden thorny road since birth, gather. No one else knows about this other than themselves, because even their relatives would be a risk to them. They delight themselves in the forbidden, relishing in secrecy. No one other than the people who have sworn the oath, can find out about it. Otherwise that delight would disappear at once, turning into an infernal pain of condemnation and embarrassment. Keeping the meeting a secret, is one of their many strict rules. Because the things that they enjoy, would be considered offensive and profane by others. But the number of people whose genes are like this, are not few...

Wild fantasy meetings are the ultimate sweet delight

"Shhh, everyone quiet. Did everyone make sure that no one in their family followed them? My younger brother is such a night owl! He wouldn't go to sleep and I almost missed the meeting." (Effe)

"Oh Effe, a night owl is not so bad. My grandmother-sama is a sleepwalker"

"Don't! As a precaution we absolutely cannot identify the person who's talking! It's forbidden. You cannot call them by their name. Also, talking about one's relatives would be a big clue to figure out who a person is. " (Cherie)

"What? No way, I can't do something so difficult~~. I could carelessly say the names of my friends~~.

"Speaking of which, talking about an easily identifiable story, or using unique words is also forbidden. If you're from the west, you can't be shouting from the rooftops that you are, that's dumb. Listen, if there are particular forms of speech that allow you to figure out who it is, you must absolutely not say the name of your friend. From this moment on, we do not know who the other one is, we are to act as ladies who are meeting for the first time and are staying at an inn.... " (Cherie)

"Understood. Then, everyone, let's speak in standard Mazoku language. I see everyone brought lots of candles? Then, let's light them all... In this way, every time we tell a story shipping(moe) his Majesty with someone, we'll blow out one at the time. So once they're all out, we'll have one hundred stories about his Majesty.... !"

"Kyaa! His tiny majesty and one hundred people, so hot (moeru)! (Cherie)

"I don't expect there to be 100 people, but there must at least be 20 people that his majesty likes. Among them Lord Weller must certainly be one of them. However, everyone likes his Excellency Conrad."

"Wait, wait a moment. Why his Excellency Conrad? His Excellency Lord von Bielefeld Wolfram is his Majesty's undisputed fiancé, formally, in appearance and linage. So why are you talking about Lord Weller instead of his Excellency Wolfram? That's unacceptable! " (Effe)

"Oh no! While choosing his bride, can't his heart burn(moe) with passionate love for other gentlemen? There's nothing wrong with getting involved with someone else, it's just your typical love story. His Majesty has his Excellency Wolfram, but on the other hand, hellish Poison Lady Anissina-sama has Lord von Voltaire fate in her hands..... even so they're cute friends who are attracted to one another.... yes, there's a tiiiight, painful, knitted bond between them" (Cherie )

"N-no way! You ship his Excellency Gwendal and his Majesty!? You're brave, huh? Although, I think that his Excellency Gwendal won't leave Anissina's side. "

"Everyone, why does everyone fantasize about such unsteady love, shipping him with men? I think that his Majesty wants the comforting and healing hands of a woman. Even though the love of men is thrilling and exciting, as the king of a country, after a long day of work, he probably wants to be healed by the soft breasts of a lady."

"A soft and big chest .... so you mean... Uwah! Are you talking about Cherie-sama? Because in Anissina's case, rather than using her breast, she'll use a ma powered device..... No way, you're not talking about a woman from another country, right!? It absolutely cannot be someone from another country! (Effe)

"C-calm down, calm down Eff.... uh.... you. I ship his Majesty and princess Greta! She'll be a grown up in a few years and there's a possibility that she'll become a busty beauty, right?"

"I think I saw a glimpse of her breasts though.... when princess Greta returned home ... his Majesty asked her: What do you want to be when you grow up? And then princess Greta replied in a cute voice: 'Majesty Yuuri's bride'. If you could have seen his Majesty's face at the time! He was so happy he looked as if he was melting.... I, basically only ship men, but I unconsciously started to ship him and princess Greta.

"But say you.... do you know what happened after that? When his Excellency Wolfram heard about that, he became very agitated, and you could hear his Majesty's screams echoing in the royal office. I heard a little bit of what they were saying. He cried DV, DOMESTIC something or another.... Ah! And after that, I wonder what kind of developments took place in the bedroom. Ah... just thinking about it I burn with excitement(moeru).

"Oh wow! Well, if we're talking about sexy (moe) stories in the bedroom, his Excellency Wolfram is definitely disappoint..... no, I think that rather than disappointed, he's lacking experience in that field. That's the charm of a stern old man. His Majesty can trust with confidence in his Excellency Gwendal~."

"Trust.... with confidence... it's not a well-digger, you know?"

"But there's also that. Since Anissina-sama is always experimenting on his Excellency Lord von Voltaire Gwendal, he might have started to head towards having those proclivities."

"No way! What do you mean by proclivities!? What direction is he heading!?"

"I mean, experimenting with the body, I'm talking about getting used to experimenting. Like, he might like to try avant-garde things, like 'ways' that are unknown to the masses, you know?..... Like, 'doing it' even though they're in two different rooms and such."

"That.... isn't that just two people fantasizing about each other simultaneously?"

" M-maybe. But, but, you know, you know? Since he's used to being experimented upon, it might happen unconsciously and out of habit. Like putting on squeaky thin gloves right before the act, right? Right ? Right~?

"I'm sorry but that's not sexy (moe) at all.... I don't want to blow out a candle for that."

".... That's right, huh? I was thinking about that myself. Indeed, I like cute cute things. I don't like barbaric men...."

"Say, say! Speaking of the bedroom, as expected that spoiled puu... no, it's his Excellency Lord von Bielefeld Wolfram, right? I mean, two people with a certified relationship, do they really just 'sleep' together every day?

"...... I wonder if there really hasn't been any progress..... No, no actually, perhaps, the real development has gone father than fantasy, even farther than our own fantasies, and a lot more has happened, and has been happening for a long time "

"Kyaaaaaaaaaa! a lot more, happening for a long time!? What do you mean by long time!?

"Well, that's the dazzling world of men. A world where they're always together, from cradle to grave"

"That's a little too abstract and difficult to understand... But if the two of them are 'doing it', I wonder who takes the initiative?"

"That's right... They're beautiful and cute... They're both strong willed and stubborn."

"Let's fantasize about it! In times like this, we have to use the power of our imagination.... When they're together in the bedroom..... when the two of them are in the bedroom.... first comes the clothes, right? They have to take off their clothes, right? "

"All right Yuuri, I'll let you take off my clothes. What do you think, don't you feel honored?"

".... Why is it an honor to take off a man's clothes.....?"

"What? You don't want to? Good grief, you so spoiled and troublesome. It can't be helped, I'll take off yours..."

"But, you know Wolf? Since I'm old enough, I can take off my own clothes! And because of that I can also take the laundry to the washing machine and fold my own dry trousers. If I cannot do at least something like that, I won't be able to become an independent Japanese boy~"

"Do you fold your own underwear?"

"That's right, my trousers too. So I can take off my own clothes, you know...? Oh, hey, hey! I can't just get butt naked all of a sudden! Now that I think about it, being a king is a 24 hour job, right? Only at night, do I not hear about my job as the king. Having said that, even though this is my bedroom, isn't this room a public place~!? Uwah! In that case, I can't get naked in a public place I'm going to get arrested for public indecent display!"

"Being indecent is rude"

"I know about this because I had to go and apologize profusely to the police when my big brother was drunk and was taken into the police station for public urination. Even though he didn't show the main part, to show his thigh and butt indiscriminately was a misdemeanor and he was arrested."

"Even if it was only his butt?"

"Yeah, even if it was only his butt. You need to be careful Wolfram. You can never get butt naked in this room, if you get convicted of such a crime, you'll be too embarrassed to face Greta again."

".......This is kind of.... not hot(moe) at all......"

"I wonder why? Why can't the top 3 contestants of the national fantasy championship, excite(moe) me properly and make my heart beat faster?"

"Right? So it can't be his Excellency Wolfram. As expected it has to be Lord Weller Conrad."

"But His Excellency Conrad has an average face, right? That's why, I can understand him being popular with the girls, but he lacks the sparkle-sparkle aesthetic quality to be his Majesty's partner. He also doesn't have that strangely refreshing look. Mating with that person, won't it end up being like exercising ?"

"What!? 'mating'!? Mating you said, shrimp!

"Before even realizing it, it became seafood. But you can't only think about Lord Weller's physical appearance. I mean, that person went through all sorts of hardships, out of the three brothers he's the one who went through the worst pains and tribulations. That man's appearance is not the only thing that he could use to serve his Majesty, right?"

"His Excellency Lord Weller Conrad is very deep, very deep. I wonder what would happen with this not refreshing looking man"

"Let's imagine. His Majesty Shinou gave us, daughters of the night, a strong power, the power of imagination! Let's use it!"

"Since I'm always causing you all sorts of problems, today I'll wash your back in a public bath to show my appreciation"

"I can't believe his Majesty will wash my back! I must be the luckiest man in all three kingdoms, huh? Ah, by the way, by all three kingdoms I mean, the powers that existed in the east, west, and north in ancient times."

"I've told you not to call me Majesty, nadzukeoya. Uwah, what's this old wound on your shoulder!?

"Ah, that's from when I was attacked by burglars when I was still an apprentice. There were twelve people, so I was outnumbered "

"Wah! And what is this shallow long scar on your back? You can barely see it, because it was very well treated."

"That's..... uh.... I got that a while back due to a personal grudge, in a little fight with Lord Grisela.

"This was a little fight!? One step and you could have died. Ah, this round one must have been an arrow, right? You pulled it out yourself, right....? Gyaa! W-w-w-w-what is this really deep one on your side!? This one's serious, it's really wide...."

"Ah, that one wasn't all that painful. It was just a little difficult to walk, while holding my guts that had come out through the opening.... Your Majesty? Oh my, this ofuro is lowering your blood pressure... although there's still more things to do ..... you really don't look so well, you know"

".... W-what? As expected this wasn't refreshing at all, from beginning to end, huh?"

"No, I kinda felt a little something at the end. 'There's still more things to do' Ah! I remembered!"

"At any rate, everyone, aren't you forgetting an important person?"

"Huh? Who?... We talked about shipping all his excellencies, right? I can't think of anyone besides the eccentric weirdo Gurrier-san, or that foreign man Hyscliff-sama, or the general with the cleft chin.

"There's still a big favorite left, right? I mean, someone with the letters 'Chri' and 'Gy'. "

"Ah! Sergent Gisela, right!? She doesn't really look like she could be bothered with this..."

"That's not what I mean! Someone with longer hair, very smart and a transcendent beauty."

"Eh!? Who? Come on just tell us. There's sweat dripping off your arm.... huh... sturdy... sturdy? A sturdy arm... A man!? Oh no! Everyone, this is disaster! There's a man! There's a man here! Disperse, disperse! Run away!"

"Kyaaaaa a m-m-m-m-man heard us! If the secret is revealed, they'll hang us! It's a man, and on top of that a super good looking one!"

"Ah! Wait, wait a moment, ladies! Haven't you forgotten someone? Haven't you forgotten someone!?

Who do you ship ? ■

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