MaruMA:MaHon:SSS15
Gisela x Günter + α[edit]
"Mufuu~"
"Oh? How are you, Your Excellency Günter? You seem to be in good spirits."
"Ah, Gisela. You came back. Don't call me Your Excellency. You're my adopted daughter… 'H-how's it going, Gisela?' Did I sound like His Majesty just now!?"
"Yes you did, Your Excellency. I also got goosebumps from how creepy it was. By the way, what is this modern Romero and Argent look?"
"Oh right. To tell you the truth, Gisela, I was recently chosen as 'Shin Makoku's Most Popular Mazoku!' Here look, this is the notification. I am going to read it, alright? 'Congratulations, Your Excellency von Christ Günter! You were chosen as Shin Makoku's Most Popular Mazoku!' Do you understand, Gisela? The most popular. Most. In other words that means that I have the best appeal of all the mazoku."
"Well, Your Excellency, or rather Father, that's wonderful. Those days you spent leaking everywhere have garnered you a high rating."
"Yes, that is right. I do leak and drip. If it is for His Majesty then I, Günter, shall even drip rainbow-colored juice."
"That means that Your Excellency's extravagant respect and affection that you bestow upon His Majesty has finally been acknowledged… by society."
"Oooo, I believed that the day it would be acknowledged would come."
"Nothing will ever come of it, though."
"And so I had a thought. If I am the most popular mazoku, then public organizations across the kingdom will send me requests one after the other. So in order to not be panicked at the time, I thought I would start to mentally prepare myself now… see?"
"See what?"
"How is this pose? This… This form that offers my body and self to His Majesty the True King."
"I think it is very beautiful. It's very theatrical and exaggerated. However, it might be a bit too steeped in artistic quality and for a boorish soldier like myself it feels a little 'eugh.'"
"What? Ah, you mean Blood Pledge Castle. I see, I see. I look like MISTER Blood Pledge Castle! Mufuu~ I am happy to hear such praise. Ah, incidentally 'MISTER' is a word from the world His Majesty was raised in that means Mr. Nagashima.[1] Hmm, yes. I am the so-called Mr. Nagashima Blood Pledge Castle? It has a vague metropolitan feel to it, does it not?"
"Metropolitan… Well of course. This is the capital city of Shin Makoku."
"Mufuu~ How would this pose be for soldier recruitment advertisements? The CATCH PHRASE will be 'Welcome, you will gain confidence in life.' Ah, by the way 'CATCH PHRASE' means catch and-" [2]
"If I might say something, Your Excellency. That catch phrase that just sliiiightly saps the energy out of you would affect the morale of us soldiers. How about you use that for publicity for the diary you have in your hand?"
"Diary? Did you say diary? Ah, this is not a love diary. This is, mufuu, a heart-moving work called 'Winter and so on' detailing the pure love between myself and His Majesty. Muhaa~"
"Your Excellency? Your snorting is, no, breathing is wild, Your Excellency. What's wrong!?"
"That being said, this new work is complete delusio-mufuu~. Plans for a play have already been brought to m-muhaa. The leading actor will be Lord Yong, Cho Yong-pil muhoo!" [3]
"Your Excellency? Your Excellency? Oh no, red juice is coming out of your left nostril. Medic! Medic! Ugh, you damn idiots! If you don't come here by the time I count to three, I'll Aso Punch your faces in until your chins become your asses! One! Two! Three! Here it comes! Aso PUNCH!" [4]
"Waaah… Even though I'm getting punched I'm sorry for being late, Sergeant. Ouch."
"You're in pain just from that, you damn coward? Forget that and look. His Excellency is leaking profusely. Hurry up and bring him to his room."
"Muhaa, mufuu, muhee, muhooo."
"Oh no, he left out 'hii.' Hurry and pick him up!" [5]
"This is insane, Sergeant! The juice His Excellency Günter is leaking is gushing out and leaking all over my back!"
"What!? Gushing juice!? Ugh, has it started to come out of somewhere besides his nose? That's amazing, Your Excellency. No matter how many leaks you have it doesn't affect you. That's why extra sauce in meals in town is called 'Gün-size'… Moron, figure out where it's leaking from immediately!"
"From where? Aw, I don't even want to know!"
"Damn that Poison Lady. It's obvious she's made him inhale some sort of bad fumes again. Hurry up and bring His Excellency to his room. Hm? What's this…? 'Congratulations. You have been chosen as Shin Makoku's Most Juicy Mazoku'… So it wasn't most popular, it was most juicy… 'Therefore, simply by sending a small sum to the address written below, you'll receive an entry into a large, cash lottery'… And it's a foreign lottery scam letter!?"
"Mufuu muhee, by the way Gisela, have you eaten lunch yet…?"
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- ↑ Shigeo Nagashima was a player for the Yomiuri Giants for 16 years and then was a manager for one five year stint and an 8 year one ending in 2001. He won all sorts of awards and is in the Japanese Baseball Hall of Fame. He had nicknames like 'Mister Giants' and 'Mister Pro Baseball' but they all ended up getting shortened to 'Mister' in English which is what Günter is talking about.
- ↑ 'Catch phrase' in Japanese is said using the English words 'catch copy' so that's actually what Gunter is saying. I honestly don't know how phrase became copy, but that's what it is. I still capitalized it like other English bits just to set it apart, especially since he starts to explain the meaning, but I used the actual English phrase instead.
- ↑ Cho Yong-pil is a famous and influential Kpop singer. He was most popular in the 70's and 80's.
- ↑ I'm not entirely sure what Aso Punch is, but when I search for it a whole bunch of stuff on Gisela pops up so it might be something she just made up.
- ↑ The equivalent of an alphabetical order in Japanese goes a i u e o, ka ki ku ke ko, etc. So, they're worried because Günter left out the muhii~ in the little weird noises he was making which were otherwise following that order.
