MaruMA:RadioShow5:Disc2:Track10
Radio Digest 50- 50th show Hell Medley![edit]
Murata narrating: SHK - A Fairy Tale Theater -
FX:*mini-drama intro music*
Murata narrating: Once upon a time lived two brothers, Yuuri, the youngest, and Shouri, the oldest, who had a close relationship although they didn't get along very well. One day, the brothers met a sorcerer in a dream.
Wolfram: Oh! Two kind-hearted brothers! I want to ask you to get a blue bird for me.
Yuuri: A blue bird? Is that what you want us to find?
Wolfram: That's right! If you were to accept my request...
Shouri: We refuse. What if something were to happen to my Yuu-chan while looking for that bird, who would take responsibility? At any rate, instead of asking people to go on errands for you, why don't you go looking for it yourself? Don't be lazy!
Yuuri: But Shouri! This person seems to be in a pickle...
Shouri: No. He's just acting. Listen Yuu-chan, you can't be trusting strangers.
Murata narrating: In a different place, two brothers who were really peckish, were loitering in a forest.
Yuuri: I'm so hungry...!
Shouri: Yuuri, look at that! There's a house made of sweets!
Yuuri: Uwah~ It looks delicious! Oh, but it wouldn't be right to eat it, right?
Shouri: Don't worry about that, Yuu-chan. This is a dropped item and now it's rightfully ours because we found it.
Wolfram: Wait you two over there!!! What are you doing loitering in front of my house!? AHHH! Wait, wait! Don't eat my walls!
Yuuri:*with a full mouth* Ah! I'm really sorry! *keeps eating* I was so hungry
Shouri: No. You don't need to apologize.
Wolfram: What did you say!? You are eating my house!!!
Shouri: Do you have any proof that this is your house? Then please show me the papers. If you don't have any, then this house isn't any different from a nut that has fallen from a tree. What's wrong with eating a fruit that has been dropped from a tree?
Murata: In yet another place, two little piglet brothers, were building their houses.
Yuuri: All right! I'll be building a house made of straw!!!
Shouri: Noooooooooooooo!!!! Dammit... Yuu-chan, you really are a dummy, huh? Listen, you have to think about making it resistant to fires and earthquakes. It's best to make a strong building!
Murata narrating: And so they made a very strong and sturdy house. Later, a wolf that was very hungry came by.
WOLFram: Little pig, little pig, let me come in.
Yuuri: Huh? I wonder who it is....
Shouri: Don't open the door, Yuu-chan! Hey! Since I don't know who's knocking, you have to make an appointment to visit us. The proper way for a working adult to introduce themselves is by sending a self-recommendation letter to ask for a meeting face to face.
Murata narrating: Saying this, and because of the older brother who was weary of the world, the fairy-tales never came to be.
Yuuri: What the hell is this?
Wolfram: Why was I always the villain!?
Shouri: Mhh... Actually, they're stories with a very deep meaning.
Murata narrating: .... and they all lived happily ever after...!
Murata/Wolfram: Kyou Kara Maou - Shin Makoku Broadcasting Corporation
Radio Show: A fan sent a letter, talking about a trip they went on and how they had a meal in a cruise and started feeling sick. "I felt a little bit like Wolfram" they said. So the hosts started talking about feeling ill during trips. Sakurai-san said that he feels ill riding a car, and as a child just thinking about the ride made him ill; that he hated the medicine for stomach-sickness but took it anyways, and when he finally got in the car, he would sleep. And if he slept he was fine. And that because of that, even now, whenever he's riding a car, he falls as sleep right away. The others say it would be dangerous for him to drive. Konishi-san doesn't have a problem riding any vehicles. Saiga-san says that if the car she drives is too high, like if she rents it, she'll get sick. Sakurai-san then says, he doesn't have a problem travelling by airplane or train, but that he can't play on the swings without getting sick. Everyone can ride their bicycles without problems. Miyata and Sakurai say they can't ride the bus without getting sick; Saiga-san says her ears hurt on airplanes. Sakurai-san talks about a school trip in elementary school, and that there was a classmate he'll call T-kun, whose cat poop inside the backpack he took to the trip and he stunk the bus and no one knew where the smell was coming from but that it was coming from the back of the bus, so it was like "The Bus from Hell".
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