MaruMA:RadioShow2:Disc2:Track4

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Special Edition - OP Drama Major League story 2[edit]

CD release: October 24, 2007
Drama screenplay: Katou Yuka (加藤有香 ) and Sakamoto Kouichi (坂本耕一)



FX:*mini-drama intro music*

Yuuri: 47... 48.... 49.... 50! Ah! That was hard! As expected, 4 sets of 50 sit-up every day is difficult to endure. *pants* I don't dislike training my muscles but this time there's another reason to do it. It's so weird... how did a MAJOR LEAGUE conversation turned into one about marrying Wolf and a waist slimming competition? It wasn't a good idea to get Murata involved... Ah... that was nine days ago. Tomorrow is finally the day when we'll get measured. I wonder how Wolf did?

FX:* cock-a-doodle-doo*

Murata: Hurry up, Shibuya! It's finally time to measure your waists! The appointed day is here! How are you feeling today!?

Yuuri: Why are you so excited?

Murata: It's just that... there is a chance that today will become your anniversary date, right? The day when Shin Makoku's 27th maou finally gets officially married, you know?

Yuuri: What started it all, was that you mixed it all up when you made a bad pun about baseball MAJOR leagues, okay?

Murata: Now, now. For you, Shibuya, this kind of ordeal is not a big deal (MEJAnai)

Yuuri: You're still going at it?

Murata: Oh! Forget about that, Lord von Bielefeld is coming.

Wolfram: *excited* Sorry to keep you waiting, Yuuri.

Yuuri: Wolfram...!

Wolfram: Today will become our anniversary. Yuuri, I'm honored. Because today will be the anniversary of the formal marriage between Lord von Bielefeld Wolfram and Shin Makoku's 27th maou.

Yuuri: Murata just said the same thing. Besides you put your name first! That's arrogant !

Murata: Once the match has been decided, the promise has to be kept, but have you two come to an understanding about this?

Yuuri: I didn't agree to any of this from the start! Not from the very start of this plan!

Wolfram: How unsightly, Yuuri! I, as your companion, don't approve for the ruler of this country to be complaining about something that has already been decided.

Yuuri: It's fine if you don't approve. Why do things have to be like this to get things settled ? At any rate, I always ask you to stop ignoring my opinion, to stop going on and on about these things on your own.

Wolfram: "That thing called fate is something that always keeps moving forward"

Yuuri: You just said a really dumb phrase that only sounds wise. And you even said it without an ounce of doubt in your eyes.

Murata: Okay, okay, calm down Shibuya. Before I start measuring, won't you provide me with useful information about what you did during these past 10 days to slim down your waists?

Yuuri: What do you want it for?

Murata: Well, why not? So, what did you do Shibuya?

Yuuri: Well, I did nothing but my 'muscle' (kin) training for baseball . Sit ups (fukKIN), hiking (haiKIN), RUNNING every day.

Wolfram*loud laughter* What an inadequate training you did, Yuuri! In that case, then there's no doubt about the result of this competition!

Yuuri: What?

Murata: If so, what did you (Lord von Bielefeld) do?

Wolfram: Hmph! I put my life on the line to turn the tables with a single successful attack !

Yuuri: Huh? What do you mean?

Wolfram: I'm talking about Anissina. I put my life on the line helping her develop several ma-powered devices, and by doing so I lost weight!

Yuuri: You literally got your soul stolen by the Red Devil, huh?

Murata: One really can't question Lord von Bielefeld's determination, huh? Then, what kind of equipment did you use?

Wolfram: First, I exercised my hips while improving the posture and movement of "Impressive-kun, the restless horse". I used that a lot.

Yuuri: I think I've heard that somewhere[1]...

Wolfram: The following device, hit my abdominal muscles with the harvested power of a thunderbolt, "Electric shocks that make your torso amazing-kun". I also used that. The shocks got all the way to my bones.

Yuuri: Thunderbolt...? Wolf, it's good that you're still alive.

Wolfram: And then, I continued with a special device that worked on my whole body, and lowered my body weight "I'll squeeze you until you're completely dried up-kun, set 2". That dangerous item could have dehydrated and killed me.

Yuuri: You really put your life on the line?

Murata: At any rate, you both did things to lose weight, right? All right, well then, it's time to measure your waists. Shibuya first... the place where I measure last time was about here. Let's see. Oh! You lost 5 cm!

Yuuri: Whoa! The daily muscle training was effective, huh? Ah, but it didn't work all that well for my waist, I tried hard, but it didn't get very slim, right?

Wolfram: Hmph! Not bad Yuuri. Let me congratulate you for trying so hard.

Yuuri: Wolf... You're awfully confident, but how did you do?

Wolfram: I forgot to mention but one of Anissina's ma-powered devices had 'a particular' configuration.

Yuuri: And what was it? That 'configuration'...

Wolfram: Huhu! Listen and get ready to get shocked! The ma-powered device that I was using "Anmitsu-kun"[2], could measure 'someone's ' heart rate from afar and was configured to always keep mine above the heart rate of that person.

Yuuri: No way! And that person was!?

Wolfram: That's right. It was you, Yuuri!

Murata: In other words, that means that Lord von Bielefeld's heart rate was always above Shibuya's, right?

Yuuri: What!? That's not fair, Wolfram!

Wolfram: There was no rule forbidding it .

Murata: That's true. We didn't agree upon a rule that forbade it. It can't be helped, right, Shibuya? Then, let's measure Lord von Bielefeld's waist.

Yuuri: W-Wait!

Wolfram: I'm going to win this for sure! HAHAHA... Ghhn... *breathes heavily*

Murata: Lord von Bielefeld?

Yuuri: What's wrong, Wolf? Wait, your face... it's completely white. And, aren't you trembling?

Wolfram: It's nothing...

Murata: It's probably a side-effect of the ma-powered devices. They might have hurt your health...

Wolfram: Who cares about that!? Hurry up and measure!

Yuuri: Go home! What if you can't recover after doing something so crazy? Listen. I don't want to see anyone hurting because of me. Rather than making it official because of this competition, even if we're always fighting, I want you to be healthy and stay by your side forever!

Wolfram: *chokes on words*.... Yuuri.

Murata: Mhm... that's right. I think I got a little carried away with this. Let's not take this measurement. It's fine, right? Lord von Bielefeld?

Wolfram:*pouts tsunderelishly* It can't be helped, huh? We won't do it this time.

Yuuri: Good. Now, c'mon. I'll give you a piggy back ride to the castle.

Wolfram: Agh! T-That's fine! I can walk by myself!

Yuuri: No, no. Your knees are so weak you can't even stand, right? C'mon, at least this time, listen to what I'm saying, you spoiled puu (prince).

Wolfram:*pouting further* Shut up.

Murata: Hmm... I'm sorry to interrupt the nice atmosphere, but don't worry! I think the one with weak knees here is Shibuya, ri~~ght?

Yuuri: Don't say stupid things! The contest got complicated. At any rate, I got off the hook from making the public announcement...

Wolfram: WHAT!? You... you were just thinking about ending the contest, huh!? WAIT! I think I'm going to get measured after all! Put me down Yuuri!

Yuuri: I will absolutely NOT!



Show intro Murata/Wolfram: Kyou Kara Maou - Shin Makoku Broadcasting Corporation



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References[edit]

  1. Probably : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaja_Uma_Grooming_Up!
  2. Anmitsu: a food consisting of bean jam and pieces of fruit served in syrup