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Radio Digest 16 - Waiting for an obsolete word

CD release: October 24, 2007
Drama screenplay: Katou Yuka (加藤有香 ) and Sakamoto Kouichi (坂本耕一)

FX:*mini-drama intro music*

Yuuri: Ah... my neck hurts. It totally got a stiff neck.

Wolfram: Hmph! You henachoko. You end up like this because you lack proper training.

Yuuri: Look, you... ouch, ouch.... you toss and turn around when you sleep, right? I'm sure you must have kicked me or something!

Adalbert: But actually, the current maou is very weak, huh?

Yuuri: Ah... it's just that... if you compare me to AMERICAN FOOTBALL MACHO, Adalbert-san, I really do look.... ouch, ouch.... What are you doing Murata!?

Murata: Huh? Oh, I barely put any strength into it . Did the MASSAGE hurt that bad? Should I call Gisella?

Yuuri: Ah, no! You don't have to, I'm fine. I'll just wait until it goes away on its own.

Wolfram: You keep saying 'I'm fine', while getting teary eyes. That's pretty dumb.

Adalbert: You... can't you use healing majutsu?

Yuuri: It seems that I can use it a bit, but ... I don't think it's good to always rely on maryoku. Because even if you don't use it, letting it heal naturally and ancient traditional medicine can cure most ailments. It's best to keep maryoku usage and medication to a minimum, right?

Adalbert: You're right. Maryoku is limited. Using too much of it can harm the practitioner.

Murata: But... I wonder if there's a traditional cure for neck pain. For cuts it's mugwort. For bruises it's horse meat. For asthma it's going back to your home country, and then....

Yuuri: You're kinda like a grandma, a fountain of wisdom, huh?

Adalbert: Since we're talking about folk remedies, I heard a few in the towns I visited. The saliva of the engiwarui bird, dissolves fat. If you boil the nails of a sandbear and drink it, you'll slim down your waist. And if you implore the head of a kotsushizoku for three days and three nights, you'll get rid of all the extra weight.

Wolfram: *whispers* It's difficult to believe that any of those would work. Ridiculous.

Murata: *whispers* But I wonder, why do they all have to do with DIETING?

Yuuri: *whispers* Ah, could it be that... Adalbert was trying those remedies because he has a COMPLEX? No, it can't be. His muscles aren't fat... but, I wonder...

Adalbert: What's going on? Why are you mumbling to yourself. If you have something to say go ahead and say it at once.

Yuuri: Ah! No, it's nothing! Or rather, I-I think that MACHO-look is nice . During an attack, you look strong and reliable so staying just like that it's perfectly OKAY. If you go on an unnecessary DIET, your health will decline.

Murata: I see. Shibuya's TYPE are MACHOS, huh? Ah, I see, I see. He likes men with lots of muscles.

Wolfram: WHAT DID YOU SAY!? Yuuri, you never told me about this!

Yuuri: Huh? Ah, no, no... It's not like I don't like (having) muscles, but that doesn't mean that's my TYPE!

Adalbert: Don't tell me boy that... well, if you like muscles, I can let you touch them for a bit. Here, touch my bicep.

Yuuri: Uwah, thank you♪ NO, WAIT!! This is a misunderstanding! A misunderstanding! C'mon, everyone.... could you please stop making that face while averting your eyes?

Wolfram: It can't be helped. I'll get all puffed up with muscles for you.

Yuuri: Nnnnnnooo... you don't need to do that...

Murata: It's okay, Shibuya. Be honest about your feelings.

Yuuri: You're wroooong! Don't pat my shoulder if you don't understand, Murata!!!

Show intro Murata/Wolfram: Kyou Kara Maou - Shin Makoku Broadcasting Corporation

Radio Show: Today's guest is Terasoma Masaki, Adalbert's seiyuu. Someone writes from Hawaii, talks about new animal species. So Saiga-san starts talking about the animal that everyone identifies with : Miyata-san(Murata): big koala, Saiga-san (Wolf): cute koala, Sakurai-san (Yuuri): mighty Pegasus, Kakazu-san (Miko): mighty Pegasus, Morikawa-san (Conrad): realistic Pegasus; Kumai-san(Greta): simple Pegasus; Katsuki-san (Cherie): a docile racoon, Ootsuka-san (Gwendal): a really clean racoon, Takayama(Anissina): a laid-back lion, Matsuyama-san ; (Dacascos): a strong lion; Takeda-san (Josak): a curious monkey; Inoue-san (Günter): negligent elephant; Tsujitani-san (Shouma Shibuya): a big shot elephant; Konishi-san (Shouri):a methodical wolf; Hirata-san (Gegenhuber): also a a methodical wolf; Terasoma-san (Adalbert): a dynamic tiger; Taguchi-san (Gisela): a loud tiger; Yukana-san (Ulrike): chanting tiger; Mizuno-san (Julia): a popular black panther. Then Terasoma-san says that Saiga-san's face looks like that of a koala.

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