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Radio Digest 7 - This is the best road!

CD release: May 25, 2007
Original radio shows: Starting from November 2006.
Drama screenplay: Katou Yuka (加藤有香 ) and Sakamoto Kouichi (坂本耕一)

FX:*mini-drama intro music*

Murata: *coughs**coughs*Ah, crap.

Yuuri: Huh? Murata, did you catch a cold?

Wolfram: Hmph! Weakling. As one would expect from me, I don't usually catch colds.

Murata: Ah, no... rather than a cold, it's...*coughs*

Yuuri: Hey... are you okay? Your face is kinda red. Don't you have a fever? It must be that you didn't cover yourself properly in this cold place. Ah, in any case, we have to help you get better quickly. Uhm... first you have to put on a mask, take SPORTS DRINKS, sweat, and lower the fever.

Murata: Eh? SPORTS DRINKS? Not medicine?

Yuuri: I don't like relying on such things. If you spoil your body with medicine you'll become weaker, right?

Wolfram: Hey! Before all of that, Yuuri, you need to stay away from him. It'd be bad if you caught it too!

Yuuri: It's okay. I never catch colds. Besides, if Murata puts a mask on...

Murata: Huh?! A mask? *coughs* I can't do that.*coughs*

Yuuri: Uh... Murata?

Murata: If I put on a mask, the glasses that are my life might get foggy. Masks are glasses' natural enemies. When I was four years old, during the summer, I decided in my heart that I would never wear them! *coughs*

Yuuri: What kind of 4 year old were you? Ah... okay, okay. Forget about the mask, for the time being you have to stay warm. If I recall correctly there was a blanket here somewhere... Here it is. Ugh! It's full of dust and it smells moldy. What's this thing!?

Wolfram: *cough* Don't take out a thing with such a horrible smell! You really are a henachoko! *cough**cough*

Yuuri: Don't call me henachoko! Huh.. hey, Wolfram you caught it too?

Wolfram: I don't catch cold! *cough**cough*

Yuuri: But you're coughing. Crap, if this continues everyone in the castle is gonna catch it!

Murata: *coughs**spits* Ah, it came out. Thank goodness, it was difficult to breathe with this fish bone stuck in my throat, you know? And because of that my face was all red. Ah, my head started to hurt a bit.

Yuuri: I'll go get Gisela quickly and ask her to come! Just wait here! I'll come back with help!

Wolfram: Hey, wait! In my case it was just the dust that...*coughs*

Murata: Ah... that's what it was. But he left already. Shibuya is always in such a hurry, huh?

Wolfram: Good grief! On top of being a henachoko he always worries too... *coughs* *sneezes*

Murata: Yes, he's always... *coughs* *sneezes*

Wolfram/Murata: Huh? I this... a cold?

FX:* they both cough*

Show intro Murata/Wolfram: Kyou Kara Maou - Shin Makoku Broadcasting Corporation

Radio Show: Today's guest is Sakurai Takahiro (Yuuri). They ask Sakurai-san what he thinks of Yuuri, and he says that Yuuri is a really nice guy, who always worries about everyone, and has a shiny personality. Sakurai-san says that Yuuri is his exact opposite and everyone laughs. Saiga-san says, well , but there's no one who's completely 'pure'. Sakurai-san says that he likes Yuuri because he's so innocent, but he also says that Yuuri is probably like that because he's young, and doesn't know much about the world. And Saiga-san says yes, maybe when he gets to know what the world is really like (he'll change). Sakurai-san says: "Yeah, call me Maou" and everyone laughs. Miyata-san says that'd be sad.

Then Saiga-san and Miyata-san say that the show is kinda raw (improvised), that the way they talk is unpolished and compare themselves to animals(beasts). Sakurai-san says he can't tell, and the other two say it's because they follow a path, "the raw road". That just like with wild animals you never know what will happen next. Then there's a humming sound and they ask, what's that? what's that sound? Ah, it's the air conditioner. And then Miyata says, see? This is the raw road I was talking about. Sakurai-san says, what a coincidence! And they all go, it's like it was planned. And Sakurai-san says: Oh, I'm going to learn a lot in this show. (t/n: Sakurai-san is only a guest in shows 7 and 8 and officially becomes a host after 9 )

Then they asked Sakurai-san what working with(in?)Americo was like. (t/n: no clue, it seems to be a place or a gig with a band or something). He said he was a little nervous at first but then he had fun. Miyata-san then talked about "the guest's corner" and Sakurai-san said "corner... that brings back old memories", Saiga-san said, this is way too improvised and Sakurai-san started shouting: What? Are you talking about me? And Miyata-san kept talking about Sakurai being 'new' to radio shows, (t/n:Saiga-san had been working in radio since 2005). And Miyata-san says: We're LG people (t/n: They're probably still talking about the air conditioner). And Saiga-san says: Yes, we clean stuff and leave everything looking tidy(t/n: because LG also makes other electronics such as, vacuum cleaners), Miyata agrees, Sakurai-san says: you're getting carried away, and Saiga-san tells a pun (I didn't get it, it seems the guys didn't either), and Miyata-san says : This is the raw road. And then Saiga-san and Miyata-san say: Nobody can understand what we're saying, and Saiga-san says: Well, we'll have to keep track of what we're saying ourselves.

Miyata-san tells an anecdote of something that happened recently (2006) about mixing up "naruhodo" (I see) with "naruheso" (heso: navel). (t/n: It seems that people use naruheso informally, but I've never heard it).

(cut to the following funny scene. They roll a die, Sakurai gets 6, Saiga-san is already laughing). Miyata says: "A small fact about cars". Sakurai-san says: They have 4 tires. Saiga-san says... uh, yeah, they do. But it was wrong. (t/n:Because there's the extra tire in the back I think? Or maybe the producers just want to hear something different). Then Sakurai-san guesses something else, but it was wrong again, he freaks out saying What do you want from me?! and guesses something else like : cars give off light, and it's wrong again. So he has to roll the die again. It's 6 again so he has to do the same as before and he says: "The family of Sakurai Takahiro has 2-3 cars" and that's a correct answer.

Next: 'A great pun about cars'. They roll the die and it's Sakurai-san's turn again. He says " If you want a pun about cars you have to ask Kaaaaazuhiko-san" (kaaa ->car; Inoue Kazuhiko, Günter's seiyuu). But it wasn't good enough. Sakurai-san says that they're messing with him. He then says: "When you're telling a car pun, you have to watch the 'road', so that nothing bad happens." And Saiga asks: Like what? And Sakurai says: Don't ask! The buzzer sounds again. Finally Sakurai-san says: In the car (kuruma) you can sleep all wrapped up (kurumatte). And he finally gets the pin-pon.

Next: Something embarrassing that happened in a car while waiting. Sakurai-san and Saiga-san say that we were just talking about that. They don't even roll the die and Sakurai-san says: It's six right? He says he was quite embarrassed just now, not being able to tell a pun about a car and they accepted it as the right answer (t/n: not sure why, because it wasn't really what they were asking for.)

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