MaruMA:DramaCD41:Track6
Track 6: Topic Shibuya Shouri[edit]
Conrad: To change the mood, let's move on to the next advice request. This from someone using the pen name Daikenja.
Yuuri: I feel like I've heard that pen name before
Conrad: *as Murata* When I visit my friend's house, the meal is always Mama's Curry, although its taste is really good, lately, I've been getting a little tired of it. I'd like to eat something different every now and then~; even if it's something made quickly[1]"
Yuuri: Eh? What was that last part? Really how old is this guy?
Saralegui: Curry?
Yuuri: Ah, sorry Sara. You don't know what curry is, right? Uh... how should I explain this.... *speaks like a foreigner* You add a lot of spices. Then you add beef and vegetables. Then add water, and then you pour it next to RICE. Uh... I mean rice (gohan), the grain (kome), rice crops (inasaku) ... uh...[2]
Conrad: Well... judging by the little play, it seems to be similar to Shimaron's spicy soup, right?
Saralegui: Ah... you're talking about 'that'?
Yuuri: Ah right, there's something similar to it there.
Saralegui: I see now. Then this problem is easy to solve, isn't it? If he doesn't want to eat spicy curry, let him eat sweets !
Yuuri: Right, right. If there's no bread, let them eat cake, right? Wait! Are you Marie Antoinette?
Conrad: All right! Let's continue!
Yuuri: Ah... he's moving on.
Conrad: The following is a postcard from Shibuya Shouri.
Yuuri: *coughs* Why is it from Aniki (older brother)?
Conrad:*as Shouri* "I give my younger brother's name to heroines. I'm a healthy male university student that enjoys dating sims."
Yuuri: With a lifestyle like that, you can't call yourself healthy, right?
Saralegui: Dating.... sim?
Yuuri: That's once again... uhm... ahh...
Saralegui: You can't explain it?
Yuuri: Uh... uh.... so a dating sim is a 'computer'... ah... but first , a computer is... *babbles*
FX: *whistle sound*
Conrad: Tsk, tsk, tsk. Majesty Saralegui. You shouldn't make him think so hard. He'll get a teething fever[3].
Yuuri: Don't make that mistake!
Conrad: All right, let's continue with the letter "I pride myself in always getting a very high score in dating sims and completing them. But despite that, for some reason, I can never seem to capture the main heroine Yuu-chan. If this oniichan can't even catch the Yuu-chan in the game, how can I ever capture him in real life? P.S: Lately, the friend of my younger brother has been staying in my house up until sunset, interfering with my family and not allowing me to play with my brother. On top of that, he shrewdly gets invited to stay for dinner, and I'm starting to get the feeling that the amount of meat in my curry is decreasing. Is there something I can do to fix this?"
Saralegui: I see. In other words what he wishes for is 'to eat a lot of curry', right?
Yuuri: Huh? You're focusing on that?
Saralegui: If there's not enough curry, let him eat sweets...
Yuuri: "I see... that's because Antoinette is the queen of France~" wait, you're starting with that again?
Conrad: So, Yuuri, do you have a good ADVICE for Shouri?
Yuuri: NO! Listen Shouri! And if you can't hear, clean your ears and listen well! Do not use your younger brother's name for your dating sims! Don't call me Yuu-chan! Stop being so clingy all the time! And don't go into my bedroom without my permission!
Conrad:*claps* You sounded like a First Class General! Thank you very much.
Yuuri:*pants* Hmph!
Saralegui:*writes* The maou's older brother, Shouri: Has an abnormal obsession with his younger brother.
Yuuri: Hey, over there! Don't write down weird notes!
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References[edit]
- ↑ Reference to this CM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqED4GAwsx0
- ↑ Yuuri's trying to come up with words that Saralegui would know.
- ↑ Teething fever 知恵熱 is a term usually misused as "fever from using your head too much" due to the meaning of the first two characters 知恵 which mean wisdom.
