MaruMA:DramaCD17:Track3
Track 3ː Middle-Boss Fight 1[edit]
FX: *Teleport sound*
Yuuri: Woah~ It's like a real 3D Dungeon, isn't it?
Günter: What is this place? There's nothing like this stone cave in Shin Makoku.
Murata: I see, it's a virtual space... A "virtual reality". It's amazing that they made something like this. Clearly the Karbelnikoff territory's best product is not food. (*10)
Yuuri: This is not reality?
Murata: Of course not.
Yuuri: Then don't worry Gwendal, whatever happens here is not real.
Gwendal: Really?
Murata: I don't think it will affect your physical body. The worst that can happen is that you could get psychological damage... uhm... maybe.
Gwendal: *sighs*
FX: * machine sound*
Gwendal: Uh... my stomach... my stomach hurts.
Yuuri: Anyway, isn't a group of 6 a little too big?
Murata: I'm the navigator, which means I won't be participating in the battles. So it's really 5 people. Lord von Voltaire and Lord von Weller are warriors. Lord von Christ and Lord von Bielefeld are users of magic. Shibuya, you might be a magic user too.
Yuuri: Eh?! Only warriors and magic users? What about a priests and healers? The balance of this group is terrible.
Wolfram: Everyone but Conrad can heal a little.
Murata: Just a little, though. Well, there's nothing to do, we'll have to be careful.
Yuuri: "Be careful" you say... That's not a solution. *sighs* Oh, well, whatever. Everyone is weak at the beginning. If we're careful during the fights, we'll manage somehow.
Murata: Wait. There's something written in the manual. Let's see... "Well, everyone! Isn't it annoying that everyone's so weak? This dungeon generator-kun doesn't care about the story and only cares about the good parts that the brain wants to reach. The introduction will follow the same rules, that is why... "
Yuuri: That's why...
Murata: "... in this cave, you'll hear right away the music that announces the beginning of a battle with a formidable enemy."
Yuuri: What?! All of a sudden a boss enters the scene?!
FX: *Boss music*
Josak: Eh? It's it the young master and his crew. Ah...the commander too.
Yuuri: Josak?
Gwendal: Shouldn't you be spying the human city to gather information? What are you doing here?
Josak: Agh! You Excellency! *femenine voice* Ah~! It's been too long, I missed you~!
Gwendal: I didn't want to meet you at all...
Josak:*bonn~g* I'm heart broken....
Yuuri: Uh.. Josak? You move according to Gwendal's order, right? So, isn't the spying you do a secret?
Gwendal: Oh, damn it...
Günter: Gwendal, you're spying on people...?
Conrad: Well, since His Majesty knows it's not a big problem.
Yuuri: Don't call me Majesty.
Conrad: Uh... yes.
Gwendal: You bastard. Why are you showing up in a place like this? Go away. Why are you here? Get out of my sight! Are you rebelling?! If you rebel we'll end up having a war! Leaving the city to come here will bring nothing but trouble~!
Josak: Ouch, ouch, ouch! Your Excellency. I didn't do anything bad to be punished. Please don't hit me. I didn't skip work, nor am I rebelling! I'm telling you I'm doing my job diligently.
Gwendal: Then why are you here?
Josak: I'm not sure myself. While I was working someone grabbed me by the hair and by the time I realized I was here. And I was told I was going to be a Middle boss and I had to strike hard. Uhm... what is a Middle Boss?
Yuuri: We'll have to fight you?!
Conrad: Oh my... Josak has always been a formidable enemy.
Wolfram: He was one of the chosen from Luttenberg for war... how terrible.
Yuuri: No way. This is not what I wanted at all. On top of that, everyone on the Maou's side is on level 1.
Murata: Hum... if that's so the game's not balanced but...
Josak: Eh...
Yuuri: I know! We'll all fight together! This group has 5 members. I see... if the 5 of us fight at once, we'll beat even Josak.
Wolfram: Don't say such cowardly things! On top of that you're the protagonist!
Yuuri: Even if you say that now, it's what we can do with this group...
Murata: You're wrong Shibuya. Don't make that assertion. It has to be a one on one fight.
Yuuri: Eh?! Josak against one person. Who?
Murata: Shibuya.
Yuuri: I ? What about someone else?!
Murata: Ehm... Lord Weller is looking the other way, von Christ seems to be surprised, von Bielefeld is angry and von Voltaire doesn't feel alright.
Yuuri: I can't use any of them.
Murata: And even though they can move, they can't listen to your orders.
Yuuri: This is the worst.
Josak: I'm not sure what's going on, but I'll be fighting with the young master?
Yuuri: Wait, just wait a second. This is an adventure is it not? I can't beat a middle boss right away. I'll go to fighting options. And in the options I'll pick this: persuade not to fight. "Josak, let's get away from here. Come back with us to Shin Makoku!"
Josak: But... Young Masteeer! If I go back with you, I'll be abandoning my friends... that's embarrassing~!
Yuuri: That's from a dating sim! Is it one from Namco?
Conrad: It's not so different from Josak though...
Yuuri: This is so weird it's mortifying... What is this feeling...?
Wolfram: If you are attracted even by Gurrier, what am I going to do with you?! You scandalous person! *sword fx*
Yuuri: Wait! Don't draw your sword! Don't draw your sword!
Murata: There's nothing to do, Shibuya. Well, there's barely anything left of the choices everyone made for their characters, most of them were discarded. Only the most fundamental parts where left.
Yuuri: What kind of fundamental parts?!
Murata: For now, why don't you try fighting Shibuya? In your case surely, there's a command for a hidden talent that gives you a killer technique.
Yuuri: That's right... Surely I'll have some super technique. Let's give it a try!
Josak: Whenever you want !
Yuuri: Let's go!
FX: *running, then a sword fight*
Yuuri: As expected, he's strong...
Josak: Are you done fighting?
Conrad: Yuuri! You can do it!
Yuuri: Alright... what was that command for the killer technique again?
Murata: I think it's this one... While attacking and pressing A or B, press right 9 time, up 2 times.*selection fx* Left 2 times, down 9 times.*selection fx*
Yuuri: Ah.. I did it, I did it... With this I can even destroy the Bacula ground bases! (*11)
Murata: Please don't start that rumor, Shibuya.
FX: *Ue-sama bmg*
Wolfram: Yuuri!
Günter: Ah~! Your Majesty! Your beauty fills me with longing.
Murata: Ah, you got into Ue-sama mode. But with this, you'll use all of your magic points (MP).
Yuuri: Hm.. Hm..
Gwendal: What is it?
Ue-sama: I don't want to attack you, but for now, I will cut you down!
Wolfram: You're going to kill him?
Gwendal: This is bad...
Ue-sama: Judgement!
FX: *destruction*
Josak: *screams*
Günter: Josak?
Murata: Ah, don't worry he's fine, it's all virtual.
Wolfram: And Yuuri? Is Yuuri ok?
Yuuri: Uh...
Wolfram: Hey, Yuuri! Answer right now!
Conrad: Are you alright?! Your Majesty!
Yuuri: Eh?! Oh? Wolf?! Did I win?
Murata: You were frozen for a long time.
FX: *game music*
Yuuri: Eh?! What's that sound?
Murata: Shibuya your level went up. Hit points (HP) +10,000.
Yuuri: 10,000?!
Murata: MP(magic points)+10,000; attack power: +1,000; defense:+1000, sword power:+1000; won fights:+1
Yuuri: Except for that last one, the amount of points I got is pretty strange.
Murata: Shibuya remembered how to do healing, his body has gotten stronger, got complete control over the government, he got a cute girlfriend, he then dealt with his fiancé...
Wolfram: WHAT ?!
Yuuri: That has nothing to do with the game!
Murata: After defeating Josak, something fell off...
Yuuri: Oh! what is it?! It would be great if I got a nice item !
Murata: It's a silk dress. You got "an exhilarating ball dress".
Yuuri: A female item? I have to wear this?!
Günter: Eh?!
Yuuri: No it's just... Günter! Don't get a runny nose! What are you thinking of?!
Murata: But it raises your defense points by 10,000.
Yuuri: Silk dresses don't do that! It is made of iron? It has iron inside, right?!
Murata: No, it's probably because it works as a sweetener. Do you want to equip it?
Yuuri: No!
Conrad: It's for the best. I don't think the size is right.
Murata: Well, if we enter the parameters it would be fine. Then the next Boss would be easier to beat.
Yuuri: Oh, no... I wonder who will come next.
Murata: Using this programming language we can go to the next area.
Yuuri: It's not going to be a strong boss, right?
Murata: Alright! Let's go!
FX: *Teleport sound*
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