Book Girl Ascends the Stairway of the Gargoyles and Idiots Chapter 2
Book Girl and the Killed-off Idiot
A few days ago, Amano Touko-sempai and Inoue Konoha-kun suddenly came by to our Fumitzuki Gakuen. I didn’t know why both of them came here when they challenged Yuuji and me to a battle. But now I seem to understand somewhat, and also why Himeji-san became so depressed. It’s all because of me.
I want to thank them, but I heard that Amano-sempai likes books, so I decide to write a letter to her.
—But I wonder if I used my grammar and kanji correctly?
“Un, it’s very sweet. Fuzzy and mystical like cotton candy. It’ll be great if Mizuki-chan’s love can work out.”
“Is this Himeji-san’s letter of thanks? The handwriting is pretty too. I suppose it’s rather delicious if you can eat the letter like that.”
“Yeah. It’s very delicious like dessert. Sweet and smooth, and I got addicted to it somehow.”
“Great. Now I don’t have to write the 3 stories today.”
“No, this is another thing altogether. The taste is completely different, so hurry up.”
“Fine…I knew you’ll say that. I get it. it’s almost done, so just wait.”
“Un un, it’s great that you’re so understanding Konoha-kun.”
“You’re only so excited at such a moment…ah, that’s right.”
“What is it, Konoha-kun?”
“Speaking of which, there’s a letter sent to the literature club.”
“Ah? What kind of letter? What does it say? Let’s see, the sending—ah, isn’t this Yoshii-kun? What can it be?”
“I think it’s a letter to thank us for what happened before.”
“Even Yoshii-kun sent a letter to us. I’m really happy to have so many snacks today.”
“I read through it already, so you can eat it.”
“Really? I won’t hold back then.”
“Please do.”
“Ah—chew. Un…”
“Is it nice?”
“…”
“…Touko-sempai?”
“…Uuu.”
“Se, sempai!? Why are you crying out of a sudden!?”
“It’s not delicious at all~ it doesn’t taste good at all~”
“It’s no delicious? What kind of taste is it? is it the ridiculous kind of taste where marshmallow is put in a bowl of parfait and topped with chocolate?”
“This is a combination of detergent and shower foam and kitchen cleaner.”
“Sempai, none of those things can be considered food.”
“How rude! This is a blasphemy on languages! Leaving aside the wrong usage of line breaks, periods and commas, there are many wrong words, missing words, mistaken usage of common terms, vague use of language and sentence structure all over the place. This can’t be considered a letter at all.”
“Is, is that so? So Yoshii-kun isn’t good at languages.”
“Mizuki-chan could write such beautiful passages, but Yoshii’s like this. I really worry for their future!”
“Touko-sempai, please don’t put it in such an exaggerated manner.”
“No, it’s not exaggerating at all! You see, when both of them start writing letters to each other, they won’t be able to convey their feelings to each other correctly because they can’t communicate well. This will only end up in failure.”
“Do people even use letters to keep in contact with each other? Don’t people normal send mail messages?”
“Anyway, if this is the case, both of them will be in trouble! Even if it’s for Mizuki-chan’s sake, we have to teach Yoshii-kun some basics in grammar! Let’s go, Konoha-kun, to Fumitzuki Gakuen!”
“Ah? Now?”
“Of course! Isn’t it best to do things earlier?”
“Fine…I get it…”
‘Ah, but…”
“But what?”
“Write down the 3 stories before we go. How can I go to the battlefield on an empty stomach, right?”
“So I have to write it in the end…”
“Oi, Akihisa, there’re rare guests here.”
“Ah?”
Yuuji, who’s going home with me after school, met two rare visitors at the school gate.
“Eh? Amano-sempai? Inoue-kun? Why are you here?”
They were Amano-sempai and Inoue-kun who helped me a few days ago. Amano-sempai has long braids and a slender figure, while Inoue-kun has soft hair and a pretty face like a girl. Aren’t they from Seijou Gakuen that’s so far away from here? Why did they specially make their way here?
“Well, actually, it’s like this…”
Inoue-kun gives a wry smile as he answers awkwardly, and beside him, Amano-sempai is glaring at me for some reason.
“Yoshii-kun.”
“Yes, is there anything? Amano-sempai?”
“Why are you still in love with Sakamoto-kun? What happened to Mizuki-chan?”
What’s going on? I have no idea what Amano-sempai is talking about at all.
“Am I wrong, Konoha-kun? It’s definitely because Yoshii-kun can’t write that he can’t get on well with Mizuki-chan and can only return back to Sakamoto-kun reluctantly.”
Amano-sempai happily puffs her chest.
There’re a lot of parts I need to understand, so my mind couldn’t process it immediately as I couldn’t say anything at all.
“Sorry, Yoshii-kun. Amano-sempai lost it again…you don’t understand what she’s saying, right?”
Inoue-kun lowered his head, saying this to me in an apologetic manner. He must be feeling awkward too.
“I don’t really understand—but there’s something I do understand.”
“Ah? What did you understand from those words just now?”
‘Yeah, well actually, what I understand is…Yuuji’s life is as weak as the flame on a candlewick in the middle of a gust.”
“What?”
“…Yuuji, what’s with your love with Yoshii?”
“SHO, SHOUKO!? NO, THAT’S NOT IT…! DON’T SAY SUCH BASELESS THINGS…!!!”
Kirishima-san appeared silently from somewhere and does a vicious claw grab on him. I can vaguely heard the harmonious melody of Yuuji’s skullcap cracking in the middle of her hand.
Amano-sempai doesn’t notice the tragedy that’s happening to my worst friend as she continues.
“I said it before that I don’t think boys love is anything bad, but you already have Mizuki-chan, and yet you’re having such passionate love with Sakamoto-kun. That’s a severe betrayal.”
“Sorry for interrupting, Amano-sempai, but every word you say now will cause insurmountable pain on Yuuji, so please don’t say this if possible…”
“…Spill it out. What’s with the ‘passionate’ here…?”
“WAHHH!!? MY SKULLCAP’S CRACKING BADLY NOW!? ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME, SHOUKO!?”
Kirishima-san exerts even more force in her hand the moment she heard Amano-sempai’s words. Now, I can definitely say that Kirishima-san has control of Yuuji’s life now.
“Don’t say it anymore, Amano-sempai! This is an issue of life and death for Sakamoto-kun.”
“That’s right. You’re right here, Konoha-kun. A girl’s love concerns life and death! And you, Yoshii-kun, betrayed Mizuki-chan by sticking to Sakamoto-kun like a newlywed couple—”
KRACK!
I seemed to hear something being crushed to bits from far away.
“Yo, Yoshii-kun…Sakamoto-kun’s neck got twisted in a weird direction. I don’t think he’s moving at all…”
“Don’t mind, Inoue-kun. That’s normal.”
“Is, is that so?”
“…Yuuji, explain things properly to me over there.”
“…(Ugh)”
Inoue-kun looked worried as he stared at the vanishing Yuuji who’s being dragged by Kirishima-san to the school. He’s really a kind guy. I hope those guys from F class can be like him.
“You say it’s common? I have to ask why then. Don’t you often end up looking for Sakamoto-kun instead of Mizuki-chan?”
Amano-sempai swings her clenched fist as her braids jumped, which made her really cute. She’s a beauty, an upperclassman, and yet look like someone of the same grade, or even younger. How inexplicable.
Ah, now’s not the time to think about such things…Amano-sempai talked so much just now…so the main issue isn’t between Himeji-san and me, but that she’s saying that it’s bad for me to be with Yuuji.
“Inoue-kun, is Amano-sempai worried that Himeji-san and I got into a quarrel?”
“Ah, something like that.”
Is that so? So Amano-sempai had been worried about us. It had been like this before, but I didn’t expect them to come all the way her for me. Such a kind sempai.
In that case…I have to erase all misunderstandings…my relationship with Himeji-san didn’t turn bad.
“Well, Amano-sempai, Himeji-san and I never argued.”
“Then why aren’t you two going home together?”
She scowled. She has so many expressions.
“I had special remedials today, so I ended up going home later.”
On a side note, the ones who attended were Yuuji and me.
“See, Amano-sempai? There’s nothing wrong between Yoshii-kun and Himeji-san. Let’s just go back.”
“No, there’s still a huge problem! Yoshii-kun, what’s the subject you had remedial for?”
Amano-sempai stared at me sharply. What kind of problem is there?
“Well, classics…”
On hearing my answer, Amano-sempai puffs her chest like a winner.
“You hear that, Konoha-kun? Yoshii-kun’s weak language skills mean that both of them can’t get along well, right? In that case, this Book Girl has to help him.”
“Touko-sempai, your help may end up defeating the purpose.”
“You’re so cold, Konoha-kun. Are you saying that it’s fine to watch Mizuki-chan being hurt?”
The moment the topic went from my classics remedial to Himeji-san—
“Erm, are you talking about me?”
Himeji-san, who’s on her way home, appeared beside us.
“Mizuki-chan, nice timing.”
“Hello, Touko-chan. Why are you here today?”
“Hello. Actually, I came here because I’m worried about Yoshii-kun’s head.”
I think Amano-sempai just said something that ruined my pride mercilessly.
“Touko-sempai! How can you say such hurting words!?”
“Ah, yeah. Sorry, I didn’t mean it like that. We…”
“Yes?”
“Are just worried that there’s some fatal flaw in Yoshii-kun’s thought circuit.”
Isn’t this just converting those words just now into a formal and courteous manner and repeating them altogether?
“So, sorry, Yoshii-kun! Touko-sempai has no ill intent at all! She just lost it!”
Inoue-kun hurriedly waved his hands at me as he explained. Amano-sempai and Inoue-kun would normally give a knowledgeable vibe, but at this point, I just feel intimate with them. How inexplicable.
“Mizuki-chan, aren’t you also worried about Yoshii-kun’s grades?’
“Well…ye, yes. His scores has been improving recently, but he has to work harder if we’re to be in the same class next year…”
“See? You’re worried too, right?”
“I think you should be more worried about yourself, Touko-sempai. You’re preparing for university here.”
“Uu…you don’t have to worry. Sin and cos can’t be used to write letters.”
Speaking of which, Amano-sempai’s maths doesn’t seem to be very good…
“Any. Way! For the sake of your futures, this Book Girl will help Yoshii-kun in classics remedials. Alright, let’s hurry to the classroom!”
After saying this selfishly, Amano-sempai started walking to the school building.
“Well…”
“I’m sorry, Yoshii-kun, Himeji-san. I’ll talk to her. You can head back first.”
Inoue-kun looked rather apologetic as he lowered his head to us.
“No, I have confidence in Amano-sempai’s explaining. Since there’s such a chance, we’ll want to hear some of her teachings. We have a classics mini-test tomorrow anyway.”
She’s atrocious in maths, but it seemed Amano-sempai should be rather good in language from the appearance she gives as a Book Girl. And she’s a 3rd year, so it might be a good idea to listen to her lecture.
“Yeah. Since it’s sempai’s kind intent, let’s listen to her then.”
Now that I think about it, Amano-sempai’s proposal isn’t a troublesome one to me, but a fortunate one I can’t ask better of. Amano-sempai will definitely make the lectures detailed and interesting and make them easy to understand.
“…It’s really great that you two can think this way. Thank you very much.”
“No no, we should be the one thanking you for coming all the way here for me.”
All three of us lower our heads in thanks. It’s really a strange scene.
“Oi, the 3 of you, hurry up.”
Amano-sempai said impatiently as she watched us remain here without following her.
“Then, what content will be covered for tomorrow’s test?”
Amano-sempai put on the slippers for visitors as we head to f classroom for the teaching tools as she asks me.
“Well…what are we being tested on, Himeji-san?”
“Akihisa-kun, you mustn’t forget about the tested topics…”
I inadvertently avoid Inoue-kun’s worried expression.
At this moment, Himeji-san tells me the content of this test.
“The tested subject will be about the chapter of <<The Tale of Genji>> we learnt in class today.
“The Tale of Genji? What’s that? Can it be eaten?”
“…I say, Akihisa-kun.”
Himeji-san stared at me in shock. This is bad. She’s always worried about my studies, so I can’t let her know that I don’t even know what’s being tested. Have to find a way to hide this.
“…The, The Tale of Genji…it, it’s that, right? That, that famous tale. Ah, it’s written by that…amazing guy…”
I try to pretend that I understand, but Himeji-san shows an even suspicious expression.
“Well, Akihisa-kun…do you know what <<The Tale of Genji>> is about?”
“A story about how Genji worked hard.”
“That, that’s really quite the synopsis…”
“But we can’t say that it’s not right…”
What’s with that? I feel that they’re feeling pitiful about me instead of being suspicious now.
“This <<Tale of Genji>> is a very long work written by a woman called Lady Murasaki in the early 11th century. It was set during the 10th century in the palace, talking about the relationship between the royal family and the nobles, describing the story of Prince Genji and his descendants. It was a work that spanned 80 years…”
“Lady Murasaki, huh…”
I think I heard of this name before…I guess?
“Lady Murasaki is a person with unknown identity, age, and from an unknown era.”
“Ah? Her name isn’t Lady Murasaki?”
“That’s the title that was used for her when she was an official in the palace. She was called Fujiwara Takako at first, but later on called Lady Murasaki when she became famous for writing <<The Tale of Genji>>.”
“Fujiwara Takako, huh. I never heard of that name before.”
I say, and Amano-sempai puffs her chest even more as she continues,
“She got married with her father’s friend, Fujiwara no Nobutaka, when she was about 22, 23, and gave birth to a girl. Soon after, her husband died, and their marriage life lasted for a mere 3 years. Later, she went to the eldest daughter of Fujiwara no Michinaga, Shoshi, and acted as her lady-in-waiting, or to simply put, someone who would escort her, and entered the government. <<The Tale of Genji>> she had been writing since her youth had been greatly praised, and her talents were recognized by her peers. As she took up position in the palace, people around her became her readers—”
“Touko-sempai, let’s leave these details out for now, or else we won’t have time to study.”
Inoue-kun calmly stopped Amano-sempai who doesn’t look like she’s going to stop. Maybe it’s because they’ve been together for so long that they were able to develop such camaraderie.
“Ah, that’s right. Then, Mizuki-chan, which part of the <<Tale of Genji>> is tested?”
“The part where Aoi no Ue gave birth to a boy and couldn’t get up from there.”
“If it’s the part Aoi no Ue fell ill, that means it was the time where Lady Rokujou had strong feelings for Genji, the chapter of <<Aoi>>, one of the high points of the <<Tale of Genji>>, right?”
Ah, I don’t understand these terms at all.
“Yes. It’s a very scary story, so I’m a little…”
Himeji-san’s expression looks a little grim, and it looks like there’s something on her mind.
“Himeji-san, what do you mean by ‘scary story’?”
I didn’t know what kind of story it was, so I tried asking. Then, Amano-sempai raises her index finger and explains,
“It was a story about jealousy. Lady Rokujou, who harbored strong feelings for Genji at that time, was jealous of Aoi no Ue who was his official wife, and cursed her.”
“So it’s a story about jealousy.”
“Yes. Lady Rokujou had beautiful looks, had a high standing, and was very intelligent, but because of this. she had a high amount of pride. She couldn’t face Genji properly because of this, and Genji felt very tired whenever he was with her, so both of them became distant emotionally.”
So she’s someone with a lot of pride…I don’t think I’m good at dealing with such people.
“Even so, Lady Rokujou really loved Genji, but she couldn’t convey her feelings properly. And when she felt troubled, the lovechild between Genji and Aoi no Ue was born…”
“So she laid a curse. This really isn’t a happy story…”
“Yeah. Thinking about someone strongly is something to be respected, but she ended up hurting others. This story is really tragic.”
I see. It’s no wonder Himeji-san doesn’t like this story. Nobody would feel good after listening to this story.
“I always feel hurt whenever I read this story. Will it be bothersome for that person if I love that person too much…”
“Mizuki-chan…this story is really tragic, but because of this, I feel that it’s very important to learn something from it, because—”
At this moment, Amano-sempai suddenly stopped.
Chatter…
A lot of loud chattering can be heard from the classroom.
“??? What is it?”
Amano-sempai looks over at the source of the noise.
I look over as well. It’s after school, but there’re still many people inside F classroom.
“Yoshii-kun, does everyone stay in the classroom like this after dismissal in Fumitzuki Gakuen?”
“Well…there are some who’ll stay behind to play…but…”
It was further away, and I couldn’t see clearly, but those guys don’t seem to be playing, but look like they’re gathered around, looking at something.
“It looks a little weird. Let me go and take a look.”
I hurriedly walk over, tread my toes inside, and what I see is—
“Mu, Muttsurini, what’s with you?”
A familiar student is bloodied as he lies on the floor, looking very tragic.
“Yo, Yoshii-kun, this is…”
Inoue-kun, who got over a little later, widens his eyes as he asks.
The information broker and health education expert of F class, Tsuchiya Kouta—Muttsurini’s nose was oozing lots of blood from his nostrils, and there were many bruises and scratches. He had a box that looked like a recording bug as he lies on the floor.
“Who did such a cruel thing to Muttsurini?”
“Well…this should be Tsuchiya-kun, I suppose. Looks like he was beaten up cruelly.”
“I say, Inoue-kun, this doesn’t matter at all.”
“Ah!? You can’t say that, right? He’s wounded very badly.”
“This is the ‘cruel’ thing I’m talking about.”
I point at the thing Muttsurini’s holding.
“What kind of box is that? What’s with that?”
“Look at it closely, Inoue-kun. Isn’t the box open?”
“Un, yeah.”
“In other words…the secret audio file Muttsurini views as more important than his life was taken away.”
“You’re saying something weird here, Yoshii-kun! Isn’t Tsuchiya-kun’s life more important?”
Damn it…who did such a cruel thing…! Taking Muttsurini’s audio file away is a devilish move that’s like taking oxygen away from the Earth!
“Konoha-kun, Yoshii-kun, what happened—ah, how, how cruel…”
“Touko-sempai, as you can see, Tsuchiya-kun…”
“It’s too cruel, actually taking Tsuchiya-kun’s file like that…”
“Touko-sempai? Are your thoughts messed up after seeing blood? What you said is weird!”
I can imagine from Touko-sempai’s weak appearance that she’s not someone who often sees this, so she doesn’t look too good now.
“Well, Akihisa-kun, what happened?”
“Don’t come over, Himeji-san! Amano-sempai, please fall back for the time being.”
This isn’t a scene where we can allow girls to see. They might end up getting nightmares because of this.
“An, anyway, Inoue-kun.”
“Calling the ambulance right away…”
“Un! Let’s fish out the killer and take revenge for Muttsurini!”
“Please, Yoshii-kun! Listen to me! He might still have a chance of being saved!”
From the way things look with our victim, the fortunate thing is that the time of violence wasn’t too long ago. The chances of the murderer being nearby can be considered rather high.
“Anyway, let’s find a piece of cloth to cover Muttsurini. This is too gross.”
“Yoshii-kun…isn’t Tsuchiya-kun your friend…?”
“Of course. Because of this, we have to find the murderer.”
I take a window curtain from a corner of the classroom to cover Muttsurini. Now, I don’t have to worry about Himeji-san and Amano-sempai seeing something bad.
“Both of you can come in now.”
After checking that things are perfectly safe, I call in Himeji-san and Amano-sempai.
“Ah, okay.”
Himeji-san and Amano-sempai move in.
Then, the classmates outside the classroom move in as well. Everyone starts chatting.
“Wow, how disgusting.”
“Yeah, really disgusting.”
“Absolutely disgusting.”
“Yoshii-kun, it seems that the students in this class lack an important characteristic as a human…”
‘Yeah, I often think of this.”
These guys from F class don’t have much of a common sense, leaving aside such a disgusting scene like this.
I pull aside the curtain to prevent Himeji-san and Amano-sempai from being shocked. At this moment—
“Ugh, that Shouko. She’s becoming more of a dominatrix nowadays—ah? What happened here?”
A doubtful voice echo through the classroom.
“Ah, Yuuji. The torture’s over?”
The one who spoke was Yuuji, who was being executed by Kirishima-san. The time of torture was shorter than I thought.
“I just had two ribs broken.”
“Oh. Let’s not talk about this first. Look Yuuji.”
“Ah? Yoshii-kun, I don’t think you can just pass off Sakamoto-kun’s words with an ‘oh’?”
I try not to let Himeji-san and Amano-sempai see this scene as I pull the curtain apart.
“This is Muttsurini? How disgusting…”
“Yeah. Cruel, isn’t it?”
“I know you’ll say that, Sakamoto-kun.”
Yuuji narrowed his eyes as he calmly looked at Muttsurini’s grotesque form (the important parts were pixelated). This guy can actually observe calmly at this scene where an ordinary person can’t possibly look on.
“Well, Akihisa-kun, what’s going on there?”
Himeji-san’s the only one who doesn’t know what’s going on as she gives a nervous look. Her worry will worsen if we continue to try and hide, so I might as well tell her what’s going on.
“That’s Muttsurini’s corpse.”
“How, how is it. Tsuchiya-kun…!?”
Himeji-san widened her eyes in shocked. This isn’t too surprising.
“Pull yourself through, Mizuki-chan.”
Amano-sempai supports Himeji-san just when she’s about to collapse.
“But this is really a troublesome case.”
Yuuji looks away from Muttsurini as he says this.
“Yeah. It’s common to see him nosebleed a lot, but the other wounds are weird.”
“Yeah, they obviously show that he was beaten up.”
Muttsurini’s face shows signs of the usual blood trails, but unmistakably, there’re signs of violence on the other parts and the flipped clothings.
“In other words, this is a murder case.”
Amano-sempai suddenly clenched her fist as she stood up.”
“Then, we’ll find the murder and pacify Tsuchiya-kun’s soul!”
Inoue-kun looked at her, put his hand on his forehead, and sighs.
“These are the information we obtained.”
“Got it.”
Amano-sempai jots down the messages Yuuji and I obtained from questioning our classmates into a notebook. As expected of the Book Girl, Amano-sempai has nice handwriting and has easy to understand orientation.
“Hm.”
Amano-sempai twirls her pen as she looks at the notebook, thinking.
“There’re no clues worthy of taking note.”
Inoue-kun said as he looks at the notebook from behind Amano-sempai. He’s right. What we got don’t seem to be of much use.
“Yeah. Inoue-kun. In that case, we can’t find out the time of murder, let alone who carried out the murder on Tsuchiya-kun.”
I too look over at the notebook Amano-sempai and Inoue-kun are looking at. What were written were different explanations, but there’s a similar message throughout.
“All the people in F class merely said that they weren’t in the classroom, weren’t sure, and found Muttsurini collapsed on the floor when they came back…well, in that case…we can’t understand anything.”
If one of the classmates who gave the testimony said something different, we might be able to find an opening. But all of them said the same thing, and we can’t get any messages like this. This is really hard.
“Since everyone said the same thing, there’s only one breakthrough.”
Himeji-san tilts her head in a curious manner. Looks like the smart her can’t think of it either.
“Ahh, hold on. In that case, it does feel unnatural.”
What does Amano-sempai mean when she tells us to wait.
“What is it, Amano-sempai? Have you thought about something?”
“Well, it’s not that I thought of something…but it just feels unnatural.”
“Unnatural?”
“Yeah. Think about it. Tsuchiya-kun was lying in the classroom, right?”
‘Yeah.”
“But everyone in class said that they saw him lying there when they came back to the classroom, right?”
“Yeah.”
“Don’t you find this weird? It’s not a long time, so why must all the classmates say that they returned to the classroom?”
“Ah, speaking of which…”
Inoue-kun slams a fist into his other hand. Has he thought about something?
“I say, Yuuji. Have you two thought about something?”
“You’re really stupid.”
I’ve been used to being called stupid recently.
“Akihisa-kun, Touko-sempai and Inoue-kun are saying that ‘the crime happened not too long ago, but there wasn’t anyone in the classroom. And after that, everyone returned back to the classroom.”
Himeji-san explains to me in place of the impatient looking Yuuji.
“Yeah. In other words, someone forced all the classmates out to create an empty classroom.”
I can’t help but applaud at Amano-sempai’s brilliant deduction.
I see. In that case, it does seem weird. It’s weird that everyone wasn’t in the class right at the same time, and it’s also suspicious that everyone came back. There must be a reason to it.
“Then, let’s ask again. Oi, Sugawa, come over.”
Yuuji stands up and calls Sugawa-kun from nearby.
“What is it, Sakamoto?”
“It’s about just now. When you left the classroom…”
“Yeah, that’s because…”
Yuuji confirmed this aspect Amano-sempai felt weird about.
After asking many of them, Yuuji comes back.
“How is it, Yuuji?”
“As Amano-sempai deduced, I grasped some new information.”
“What is it?”
“It’s said that everyone went out came back to get Muttsurini’s secret photos that were blown out of the window.
Muttsurini’s secret photos…it’s no wonder that everyone went out to get them. I’ll go running after them if I were around.
However—
“Things are weird here.”
“Yeah.”
We understand that this is something weird.
“Ah? Yoshii-kun? What do you say is weird here?”
Inoue-kun gives a doubtful look. This definitely isn’t something Amano-sempai and Inoue-kun, who aren’t of this school, would understand.
“Muttsurini here is a big pervert.”
“Ah, okay.”
I feel a slight movement from the thing being covered by the curtain. It feels like the corpse is shaking its head, denying that it’s a pervert.
“That guy will never make a rookie’s mistake of letting his secret photos get blown away with the wind.”
“Is, is that so…”
“I guess Muttsurini did that to chase our classmates out.”
“Yeah, this kind of reasoning is logical.”
“Ah? Ah you saying that Tsuchiya-kun got everyone out? For what reason?”
“Who knows…we won’t understand if we don’t investigate…why he died in the first place.”
We did discover something new, but it’s a must to investigate deeply. We still lack information.
“At this moment, the only person we can rely on is Muttsurini.”
“We should have sent him to the infirmary in the first place…”
If Muttsurini were still alive, we could have asked him directly who was the murderer, but he’s now looking dead, so this can’t be helped.
“To investigate…who’s more impressive than Tsuchiya-kun?”
“Even Maki can’t possibly have this intel.”
Himeji-san and Amano-sempai are thinking about the people who can provide us with intel.
Intel…taking photos…tapping…
“Ah.”
My mind suddenly thinks of a girl.
“So you thought of that person too, Akihisa.”
“Un. Since we can’t rely on Muttsurini, we’ll just have to rely on her.”
That’s right, that girl with drill ponytails should know something.
“Looks like we have to bring Shimada over…where is she?”
“Speaking of which, I never saw her. Where is she?”
The girl with the ponytail isn’t around in the classroom. D class Shimizu Miharu will provide us information if her beloved—Minami is around.
“You’re looking for Minami-chan? She just said ‘I don’t want to talk to stupid and ignorant people’ and went back.”
“Ah? Kotobuki said the same thing before leaving. Are they going off together?”
Inoue-kun stared at Himeji-san as he asks.
Kotobuki-san. Is she the girl who came by before, had shoulder-length hair and looked rather proud? She does look like she can get along with Minami. Are they on good relations?
“But this will be tough. If Minami isn’t around, it’ll be rather hard to ask Shimizu-san.”
“Yeah, Shimizu won’t even listen to guys. Even if we ask Himeji to ask her as a girl—”
“—Yeah, it can’t be helped.”
“Ah? Yes? What is it?”
Yuuji and I look over at a certain part on Himeji-san. She’s cute and nice, but the size of that area is vastly different from Shimizu-san’s preference. It’s majestically great, but unfortunately, it can’t work when we ask Shimizu-san for help.
“Ah, it might work if it’s Amano-sempai.”
“Me? Why me?”
“You’re a different kind of girl from Shimada, Amano-sempai, but since you’re pretty and have a nice figure, Shimizu might like it.”
That’s right. Amano-sempai is the perfect candidate. She has a different personality from Minami, but she has nice looks, and is really slender in many aspects, so I guess this can definitely work.
“Yoshii-kun, why do you say Touko-sempai will do?”
“I’ll be honest with you, that girl who has intel…”
“Yeah, so let’s hurry up and ask her—”
“Un, so, we won’t be going, but Amano-sempai will.”
“Really?”
“Konoha-kun, why I have a bad feeling about this out of a sudden…?”
Amano-sempai cuddles herself tightly with both hands.
“Ask Touko-sempai to go?”
“It’s hard to put it…that girl is a little different from normal girls.”
“Besides, this school itself has many weird people…”
“And she’s a girl, but she likes girls more than guys do.”
“Ah…?”
“Also…she’s a little unique in her preferences…to put it, she likes breasts that aren’t ample, small.”
“Simply put, she likes flat chested girls.”
“NOOOOOO!!!!”
On hearing Yuuji’s straightforward words, Amano-sempai screamed out.
“I DEFINITELY WON’T GO! I DON’T HAVE THAT KIND OF PREFERENCE UNLIKE YOSHII-KUN AND SAKAMOTO-KUN!”
““WE DON’T HAVE THAT KIND OF PREFERENCE EITHER!!!””
Yuuji and I argue back in unison. It’ll be bad if we don’t remove this misunderstanding she has about us.
“Anyway, I object to this plan! Think of another!”
Amano-sempai gives a handsign of refusal. Looks like we can’t convince her.
“Any other choices, Yoshii-kun?”
“Hm…there might be, but I can’t think of one…”
“Is that so? This might be hard to pull off…”
Inoue-kun and I think seriously. This really is difficult. Shimizu-san likes girls who’re pretty, flat-chested and skinny. Are there anyone else who fulfill this other than Amano-sempai and Minami—?
“Ahh…”
“??? What is it, Yoshii-kun? Why are you staring at me?’
‘Nothing, I just realized…”
“Yes?”
“Inoue-kun, you have a pretty looking face like a girl.”
