Baka to Tesuto to Syokanju:Volume2 The First Question
“…Yuuji.”
“What?”
“Do you know about ‘Kisaragi Highland’?”
“Ah, you’re talking about the huge theme park that is under construction, right? Seems like it’s about to be opened soon.”
“…There seems to be a very scary haunted house inside.”
“Oh, the one that they remodeled from the abandoned hospital? Sounds interesting.”
“…And the best Ferris Wheel in Japan.”
“Ooo, seems rather large. It sure sounds impressive.”
“…And the world’s third fastest roller coaster.”
“It’s that facility that accelerates many times and keeps spinning around. Though I don’t know how it looks like, it sure makes me excited.”
“…And there are many other interesting things.”
“That’s great, it’ll be really fun.”
“…Then, when that place opens, we should…”
“Yeah, I know what you want to say. If you want to go there—”
“…Nn.”
“Go there with a friend.”
“I have confidence in my grip.”
“GUAAHHHH! Don’t use the devil’s grip on me!”
“…I want to go with Yuuji, the two of us.”
“The opening ceremony will be crowded, I don’t want to—AHH!!”
“…If so, does that mean that you will go if I have tickets to the pre-opening?”
“Pre…pre-opening tickets? *coughs*, isn’t that hard to get?”
“…Will you go?”
“Hm—of course, if you can get it, of course—”
“…Really?”
“Yes yes yes, that’s right.”
“I told you I won’t already, didn’t I? Do I look like someone who would break a promise?”
“—Please stamp your name on this marriage certificate.”
“I’ll keep that promise, even at the cost of my own life.”
The First Question
In order to decide what the class will do during this school festival, please answer the following question:
“What do you wish for now?”
Himeji Mizuki’s answer:
“To create wonderful memories with my classmates.”
Teacher’s comment:
I see. Being a part of the guests’ memories isn’t a bad thing. Sensei will remember to include a photo album of all these as standby.
Tsuchiya Kouta's Answer:
A-magazines adult-oriented magazines
Teacher’s comment:
So what’s the point of you crossing that out?
Yoshii Akihisa's Answer:
“Calories.”
Teacher’s comment:
Sensei feels that your life is in danger when you answered this.
The Cherry-colored flowers is gradually disappearing from the streets, what replaces it is the season of germination.
Our Fumitsuki Gakuen is preparing for the first event of the new year – ‘Cool Summer Festival’.
Some classes are turning their classrooms into haunted houses, and some of them are preparing the utensils, setting up their yakisoba stalls. There are also classes that are exhibiting the ‘summoning system’ that only this school has. In order to prepare for this school festival, class time was extended, and every class is full of energy.
And then, as for F class—
“Bring it on! Yoshii!”
“Let’s settle this, Sugawa-kun!”
“I want to send that weak ball of yours flying over the fence!”
We aren’t preparing anything, just playing baseball in school.
“What did you say? Like I’m going to let that happen!”
I use my feet to adjust the mound, waiting for Yuuji, the catcher, to give the signal. As my bad friend, who was also hailed as a genius in the past, he can definitely give me instructions on how to beat Sugawa-kun easily.
“The next ball—”
Here it comes, Yuuji’s signal. The first ball indicates the type of ball to be thrown. Then, what kind of ball?
“Curveball, target…”
Hmmm. The next one’s a curveball, the location is—
“The batter’s head.”
“ISN’T THAT A FOUL?”
Even though it’s impossible to get a homerun off that, isn’t there something wrong with it?
Just as I intend to not throw the ball that Yuuji signaled—
“OI, YOU GUYS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING INSTEAD OF PREPARING FOR THE SCHOOL FESTIVAL!!”
“ARGH! IT’S IRONMAN!!”
Our homeroom teacher, Nishimura-sensei (a.k.a. Ironman), rushes in with a raging and imposing manner. If we’re caught, we’ll be beaten up really terribly by the refined fist of that guy! Got to get away!
“YOSHII!! ARE YOU BEHIND ALL THESE!!”
“IT’S, IT’S NOT ME! WHY ARE YOU SINGLING ME OUT ALL THE TIME!!”
Though I have used up all my energy to run, I can’t shake away the enemy. As expected of the man who focuses on P.E and is interested in triathlons—OI! This isn’t the time to be impressed!!
“IT’S YUUJI! CLASS REP YUUJI SUGGESTED THAT WE PLAY BASEBALL!!”
The one who suggested using the prep time to play baseball was Yuuji, so he should be the one responsible for this.
Thinking about this, I turn towards Yuuji, and that guy is using his eyes to tell me, “A forkball between Ironman’s legs.”
“THAT’S NOT RIGHT! I DIDN’T ASK FOR THE TYPE OF PITCH!! ALSO, WOULDN’T THAT MAKE ME THE SOLE TARGET OF HIS WRATH!!?”
Come to think about it, what’s the point of throwing a breaking ball?
“Everyone get back to class! We’re the only class which doesn’t know what to do at this point!!”
