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'''Question: Please fill in the correct year in ( )''' |
'''Question: Please fill in the correct year in ( )''' |
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− | In |
+ | In year ( ), Christianity was first introduced in Japan. |
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'''Sakamoto Yuuji's Answer:''' |
'''Sakamoto Yuuji's Answer:''' |
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− | "On a Winter filled with pure white snow, I |
+ | "On a Winter filled with pure white snow, I hold your cold and shivering hands on 1993." |
'''Teacher's Comment:''' |
'''Teacher's Comment:''' |
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"Kill me!" |
"Kill me!" |
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− | "Good |
+ | "Good now that you're prepared! I will kill you! Hold your breath and die!" |
"Yoshii, please calm down!" |
"Yoshii, please calm down!" |
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"This was the best I could do." |
"This was the best I could do." |
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− | "You |
+ | "You are a big idiot!" |
"Aki, calm down! You can't even score more than thirty right?" |
"Aki, calm down! You can't even score more than thirty right?" |
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Damn! Idiot Yuuji, your life is saved by Himeji's kindness. |
Damn! Idiot Yuuji, your life is saved by Himeji's kindness. |
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− | "However, it was really dangerous! If Yuuji didn't underestimate the difficulty of primary school questions, I might have lost this duel." |
+ | "However, it was really dangerous! If Yuuji didn't underestimate the difficulty of primary school questions, I might have lost in this duel." |
"I have no excuse to give." |
"I have no excuse to give." |
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"...(Taking photos)" |
"...(Taking photos)" |
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− | This is what you |
+ | This is what you expect from the Silent Pervert, he is already prepared! |
I can't just stand here and do nothing. I must help him take pictures. |
I can't just stand here and do nothing. I must help him take pictures. |
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"Then----" |
"Then----" |
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− | Kirishima glances at Himeji, |
+ | Kirishima glances at Himeji, and moves her focus back to Yuuji. |
After taking a small breath, she says: "Yuuji, go out with me." |
After taking a small breath, she says: "Yuuji, go out with me." |
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"I refused you a lot of times already, right? Don't you want to try dating other guys?" |
"I refused you a lot of times already, right? Don't you want to try dating other guys?" |
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− | "...I only have Yuuji inside my heart, I am not interested in |
+ | "...I only have Yuuji inside my heart, I am not interested in any one else." |
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The classroom is dead silent. |
The classroom is dead silent. |
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− | What just happened now |
+ | What just happened now is far beyond everyone's imagination, none of us can say a word. |
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All the males in our class screamed a pitiful yell. |
All the males in our class screamed a pitiful yell. |
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− | Iron Man had another title, "Demonic Teacher," simply because he was very strict with the |
+ | Iron Man had another title, "Demonic Teacher," simply because he was very strict with the result of his students. Also because he is in charge of the tuition room management in this war. |
"Listen up, you guys performed very well in this war. To tell you the truth, I never expected Class F to achieve so much. However, even if 'result doesn't mean everything,' it is still a powerful weapon in your life. Even if result is not the most important thing in life, it doesn't mean we should not put effort into it!" |
"Listen up, you guys performed very well in this war. To tell you the truth, I never expected Class F to achieve so much. However, even if 'result doesn't mean everything,' it is still a powerful weapon in your life. Even if result is not the most important thing in life, it doesn't mean we should not put effort into it!" |
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− | Damn! If Yuuji was as smart as a primary school student, we would never |
+ | Damn! If Yuuji was as smart as a primary school student, we would never had to listen to the reasoning from Iron Man! He was called the "Whiz kid," but a person who normally just slacks off could never win in a subject that required memorizing. Yuuji you big idiot! |
− | "Yoshii, I will give special supervision to you and Sakamoto, because both of you are the first ever 'Kansatsu Shobunsha' and A-class war |
+ | "Yoshii, I will give special supervision to you and Sakamoto, because both of you are the first ever 'Kansatsu Shobunsha' and A-class war criminal for this school." |
"I won't just let you have your way! No matter what, I will try to hide from your supervision, and have the same relaxing school life!" |
"I won't just let you have your way! No matter what, I will try to hide from your supervision, and have the same relaxing school life!" |
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− | "...Won't you regret what you've done?" |
+ | "...Won't you want to regret for what you've done?" |
− | Iron Man sighs. It seems that he is shocked how |
+ | Iron Man sighs. It seems that he is shocked about how slacked I am. |
However, I actually want to start studying, just a little bit. |
However, I actually want to start studying, just a little bit. |
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− | "Anyway from tomorrow onwards, besides the normal |
+ | "Anyway from tomorrow onwards, besides the normal teaching, I will give all of you an extra two-hour after-school lecture." |
This is because we are going to have another war three months later, so that we can escape from Iron Man. |
This is because we are going to have another war three months later, so that we can escape from Iron Man. |
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"Aki, since the after school lecture starts from tomorrow, today we should go to have the crepes in the coffee shop that you promised me last time." |
"Aki, since the after school lecture starts from tomorrow, today we should go to have the crepes in the coffee shop that you promised me last time." |
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− | "What? Minami, isn't that something to do |
+ | "What? Minami, isn't that something to do in weekend?" |
− | Could it be that she wants me to give her a treat twice in a week? Then |
+ | Could it be that she wants me to give her a treat twice in a week? Then before the next living expense is mailed to me, I can only drink salted water! |
[[image:BTS vol 01 279.jpg|thumb]] |
[[image:BTS vol 01 279.jpg|thumb]] |
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− | "N-No! Yoshii needs to watch |
+ | "N-No! Yoshii needs to watch movie with me!" |
"Eh? Himeji, we never even discussed this right?" |
"Eh? Himeji, we never even discussed this right?" |
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Even Himeji does this to me? What is going on? Although it feels good, it also means I don't even have the money to drink salted water! I will definitely die if I can't think of something to get out of this! |
Even Himeji does this to me? What is going on? Although it feels good, it also means I don't even have the money to drink salted water! I will definitely die if I can't think of something to get out of this! |
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− | "Ni-Nishimura sensei! Tomorrow is too late, let's have the |
+ | "Ni-Nishimura sensei! Tomorrow is too late, let's have the tuition today! There's an ancient saying that goes 'strike while the iron is cold' right?" |
"It's 'while the iron is hot,' you idiot!" |
"It's 'while the iron is hot,' you idiot!" |
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"That's not important!" |
"That's not important!" |
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− | "Hmmm, watching you be so enthusiastic, I'm very happy----" |
+ | "Hmmm, watching you to be so enthusiastic, I'm very happy----" |
Iron Man suddenly stops speaking, looking at Minami, Himeji and I. |
Iron Man suddenly stops speaking, looking at Minami, Himeji and I. |
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Iron Man's face gives a smile filled with evil while saying those unreasonable words. |
Iron Man's face gives a smile filled with evil while saying those unreasonable words. |
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− | "Damn you Iron Man! You knew I was in |
+ | "Damn you Iron Man! You knew I was in crisis and now you give me more trouble instead of helping me! In the graduation ceremony I'll bring a baseball bat full of nails and wait for you under the legendary tree!" |
"This is a rather innovative way of expressing love!" |
"This is a rather innovative way of expressing love!" |
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− | I am going to release all the hatred that I have accumulated from |
+ | I am going to release all the hatred that I have accumulated from past. |
− | "Aki! You can't get away from this by trying to act |
+ | "Aki! You can't get away from this by trying to act you are working hard!" |
"N-No! I really wanted to study!" |
"N-No! I really wanted to study!" |
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"Himeji, do you actually like me instead of Yuuji?" |
"Himeji, do you actually like me instead of Yuuji?" |
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− | "Sakamoto? What are you talking about? Since a long time ago I |
+ | "Sakamoto? What are you talking about? Since a long time ago I for Yoshii---" |
"Aki! Just come with me!" |
"Aki! Just come with me!" |
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"Wah! Minami, the head is a vital part of the human body, please be gentle with it----" |
"Wah! Minami, the head is a vital part of the human body, please be gentle with it----" |
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− | The |
+ | The result of this Test Summoning War for me is developing a small enthusiastic motivation towards studying and greatly reducing my living expense. Although I didn't reach my target, an ending like this isn't so bad at all! |
Anyway, there is something I'm very sure about. That is---- |
Anyway, there is something I'm very sure about. That is---- |
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− | "Hey, take me to have |
+ | "Hey, take me to have crepe now!" |
− | "G-Go to |
+ | "G-Go to movie with me!" |
"No, no, no! My living expenses! My nutrition! " |
"No, no, no! My living expenses! My nutrition! " |