Mayo Chiki!:Volume1 Chapter2

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The Romantic Comedy Suddenly…

Doesn’t matter how much darker the night gets, the dawn will come. Doesn’t matter how much you don’t want tomorrow to come, the morning will come.

That’s why I was looking at the clock in my room. The time now, is seven o’clock. If I don’t wake up really soon, I will be late for the school.

From outside the window comes the sound of the rain. Until last night it didn't look like rain would fall, but this morning the weather seems as melancholic as my heart.

By the way, usually my wake up is more bad, going close to asphyxiation. Looks like I have the unconscious habit of pressing my face onto the floor while waking up, while entering this year, I should have died and turned in 5 pieces already. Maybe one day, I will be killed by the course of my own wake up time.

Right, I can say that I never get late to a class. It’s almost disgusting never-got-late attendance. I don’t want to be proud, but it can win a perfect attendance award.

Why?

It’s easy.

In my house, we have one more strong alarm clock.

“Nii-saaaaaaaaaan— Morniiiiiiiing!!!”

Together with a firecracker like voice, *Dogaaan* the door of my room was opened.

Standing there was a shortcut hair first year middle school girl. Wearing Rouran Gakuen uniform. Her face was a little cute, but still childish. Especially her eyes. Her two pupils were shining innocently. Whitout knowing the sadness, just a brilliant expression and attitude. Having her strong points on sport and on her lively energy.

Sakamachi Kureha.

Yeah, With out doubts my little sister.

“Uryaaaa!!”

After that first speech after opening the door, Kureha jumped with a high tensioned voice. Her thin body was dancing on the air. As you know, this isn’t an open air space, this is my room.

But there’s no way that the jump would continue for long, she was falling in an acute angle. Naturally, the angle and the elevation were leading to my abdomen—.

“Guabha!”

Diving-elbow-drop. My body was hit by that one blown, and incredibly took the form of the character V.

Normally, you will be resuscitated from the unanimated state at once. Rather, I think normal people would be left directly to the ICU with this. And it is unavoidable. I could avoid this once, but that time, the bed I bought at the recycle shop was broken with the shape of the letter U. That has the destructive power of a Great Ballistic Missile.

“Good Morning Nii-san”

Kureha changed to the next technique while smiling looking like she was playing. Unfortunately, a little sister who fall at that point isn’t kind. Taking my futon in an incredible speed, that way deciding my movements with the flow.

“Hey—! Solid Ankle Lock!”

“Guhaaa!”

“Continuing further, STF!”

“Wa— Wait a— gunyaaah!”

“From now on is the choke!”

“……uh! ……h! ……h!(The voice don’t come out)!”

“For the final blow! Arm Crush Reverse Ten Symbol!”

“Guhaaaaaaaa!”

“……Aah… Sorry nii-san… I broke your elbow…”

“Uwaaaaaaaaaah?!”

“Tehe. That was a joke.”

“……………”

“But… Today’s target was your artery…”

“As expected from triangle chop—uh?”

………

My mornings are always like this.

I already got used to it.

“Once again, morning nii-san. How I did this morning?”

Like always wiping the nosebleed in my face with a tissue, Kureha asked that.

“Aah, I am fucked as always. Thanks for that I almost got to sleep a second time.”

That’s not a lie. The last one was dangerous. A little more and I was going to meet my dad who died 10 years ago in a flower garden.

“Nyahaha. Yoshi, the morning training is over.”

Kureha was leaving the bed with a large smile in her face.

By the way, she is on the handcraft club. No, it’s serious. I also thought she was going to enter the Karate club or the Pro Wrestling research group, but herself decided for the handcraft club. The college has everything to polish a woman. But, what they do on the morning training of the handcraft club?

“Iyaa, but the handcraft club is a full of energy. Every morning training the physical strength.”

“Physical strength train?”

“Yeah. That’s awesome. Buchou-san can break a concrete block with a finger.”

What a problem God. Right after the school admission, my little sister ended up entering in a strange group.

“We are going to the mountains on the Golden Weektraining camp. They say that we are going to stay three days and two nights for a survival camp. Looks like too much fun. Right?”

“……Something is mortality wrong with your club activities.”

I never heard about such a handcraft club. In no time, you can have been brainwashed and become a green beret. When you realize you can already be at middle east.

“I wanted to fight with a bear at least once, that’s why I am thankful for it.”

“Stop with that. Even if it was you, you are going to die.”

“Eh—, I am serious here. Mom wrote in her last letter that she fought with a tiger on India.”

“Don’t want to be like mom. The person stop from being a human a while ago.”

My mother is so strong, that she let her enemies crying on the ring, and half year ago, she left on a travel to strength her fighting skills.

Since once a month we receive a letter with allowance I know she is alive, but where she is now, is a question. But I’m pretty sure that she would be around Egypt fighting with a mummy.

“Now that I realize Nii-san. The region around your eyes are black, didn’t you sleep enough?”

You can’t even say enough, I didn’t sleep. I staid awake the whole night.

“Aah, I am only wondering a little about human relationships.”

“Nya?”

My little sister was with fuzzy eyes, like she had seen a yeti at snow mountain.

“What’s that? I’m also in high school. I have problems.”

“Nii-san… Don’t tell me they are bullying you?”

Wrong, in fact I don’t know how you quickly answered that. I fell like what happened on the infirmary yesterday already surpassed bullying in about 100km. If I can I want to stop going to school.

“Then, it’s about woman?”

“Well, you can put like that.”

Indeed that’s right. But I wanted to that to be wrong.

“Umm… I guess that Nii-san is already in the age for worry about that.”

“Are you the neighbor Granny? Don’t talk that so calmly!”

“Then, when is the wedding?”

“The conversation is going fast. There’s a jet engine piled inside your head?”

“If it’s possible I want a little sister.”

“That’s pitiful. I will never lay my hands on girls that are younger than you.”

“But I don’t want to become aunt at this age.”

“…I beg you, please believe your brother. I look like a person that would do that?”

Kureha became silently, looking at me with a serious face which looked like she was in a bad mood.

You can see it? For the eyes of my little sister, I look like a human without principles.

“But nii-san, you are always peeking at my baths…”

“Don’t say things that can be misunderstood. I never peeked at my family members bath!”

“Eh? But I am always peeking…”

“Okay okay, I didn’t know about that.”

“But nii-san, you always start washing from below your armpits.”

“You were really peeking!”

Why did she know that information? This is a top secret that I didn’t talk even with my old goldfish.

“Aah, right, why don’t you take a shower? You are incredibly sleepy.”

“Don’t say that now! It sounds like you want to peek at me taking bath!”

“Nyahaha. That’s indeed right!”

“That was right!?”

“That’s why I will enter together. We used to do it always right!”

“I won’t do that! Entering the bath with you is a far memory!”

It was until the elementary school second grade. It’s so old image that I can’t see it anymore.

“Hey, don’t say such harsh things.”

“That wasn’t harsh. In this age, entering the bath with your little sister is close to a crime!”

“Uuh, it’s a big problem, our father in heaven. Nii-san is entering in his rebellious phase.”

Kureha was acting exaggerated putting her hands together like she was praying to the heavens.

Don’t worry in the heavens old man, I don’t have such rebellious phase. If that happens, I would be made in piece by your wife and your daughter. Now I am very obediently. I am at the lowest level of the home hierarchy.

“Maa, leaving that alone. I think that you should take a shower and relax. This morning, you sleepy eyes are incredible, and your head look strange too, nii-san.”

“What kind of strange?”

“Err… Russian?”

“Don’t say such rude things. It can turn out on international problems, you know.”

“It’s okay. I already managed to learn Command Sambo, I think I can give a good match.”

“The incredible is that when you say it, I can’t take it as a joke.”

Command Sambo is the name of a martial art that the Russian gun adopted. Talking in Japanese, it would be something like Judo, and lately the fighters that use this martial art on the ring is growing.

Certainly, who teach this dangerous thing to Kureha was our mother. Lately not only Pro-Wrestlers but fighters from all places and kinds are using this martial art. A fearful story.

“And if it is Command Sambo, our coach is well known about that.”

“Coach? From the hand craft club?”

“Yeah, his name is Sergey-san.”

“…………”

No matter how you look at it, he is a genuine Russian. I wonder if it’s okay, the Handcraft club of Rouran Gakuen. If in the truth he is secretly a spy agent of some kind of intelligence agency. Next time I will ask it from Suzutsuki.

“Then nii-san. I am going for my morning training. I already prepared the breakfast, you have to eat it all, okay?”

“By the way…… This morning menu is?”

I asked while trembling from fear.

That can’t be helped. In this last week, I didn’t eat anything besides stranger Kimchi.

Gratefully, almost all of the house work here is done by Kureha, but it looks like she don’t have sense for food, the number of menus overwhelming the strange is big.

“It’s okay. Today is different from usual.”

“Seriously!? Aaah, I feel relieved. There’s no way we could eat more than a week the same thing on the breakfast.”

“Yeah, I also thought that way, and then I made today’s kimchi as a nationalized Kimchi.”

“Yay—, great, I’m so touched that I could cry—.”

Calm down. I can revolt myself with this little thing. Even if I did that I can’t win, but it still better than the time mom was together. Now that I think, that time the dinner table was full of nutritional supplements lined up, that was an awkward scene.

“Then, I’m going nii-san. Let’s met at school again.”

Kureha noisily leaved my room while shaking her skirt uniform. High tensioned as always. A way different from me. We are really connected by blood?

Then, shall I take a shower?

I took my towel and gone straight to the shower room. There’s not like I am following the orders of my little sister, here I should change my attitude and tighten my feelings.

Whatever, from today onwards it’s starting. My heal program.

“Fighting spirit… I have to wear it.”

I murmured it to myself.

The yesterday on the infirmary. I somehow managed to run away, but there’s no more place for me to rest my heart on the school. My last Oasis will be my house. Then I have to enjoy with all I have.

I followed the way to the shower room, reaching the dressing room.

For the time being I will take a bath and relax.

I thought that and opened the door.

In the dressing room was a beauty that I don’t know.

She was completely naked.

“Whaaaaaaaat?”

It was so sudden that I raised I high strange voice.

What is with this situation? Is this the paradise? Finally Kureha’s elbow send me to the heavens!? Shit, it’s a regret that I’m not with my glasses! Thanks to that, there’s a blur on my vision……!

“…………”

Iya, cool cool. Calm down a little. Get back to yourself. That’s not the time to think imprudent things.

Her wet skin and hair. Looks like she was taking shower, she was wiping her wet hair with a bath towel. The unripe body of a young girl. It still a little childish, but this is the verge of the emergence of the butterfly, where the beauty still hidden. This is the feeling given.

“Ha, hey—.”

Why am I so calmly depicting her naked body on the front of my eyes.

While petrified and astonished on the front of my eyes, the girl use the bath towel that she was using to wipe her hair to wrap her body. And that moment, her pupils were looking straight to me.

“Close.”

“Ha?”

“Close your eyes!”

Like her said, I closed my eyes right away. For some reason, I felt a absolutely strong power telling me that it would be bad if I don’t do that.

And.

I felt a chilly above both of my eyelids.

What is it? A finger? But what a finger would be doing—.

“Guaha—!”

A queer voice run through my throat. The thing that was above my eyelids pressured my eyes with a tremendous strength.

“Gyaaaaaaa! My eyes! My eyes!”

While screaming in a usual tone, I was rolling over the floor of the dressing room.

Iya, wait. I remember the feeling of this ruthless violence.

My body— My body remember this feeling. What a merciless behavior. The only one who could do something so cruel so calmly is……!

“Humph. You should be grateful for the fact that you don’t become blind.”

An alto voice resounded. I have unpleasant memories of this terrible blunty feeling.

“Konoe! What are you doing on my house!?”

I screamed while pressing both of my hurth eyes with my hands. The person who was on the dressing room of my house this time was Konoe Subaru without doubts.

“I came here a little ago, and a girl who claimed to be your little sister came and said me “‘’Please enter and take a shower’’”, that’s what happened.”

“Why, why such a thi—”

“I’m pretty sure that she was regarding for me to not catch a cold. I get very wet from the rain while coming here, my body was soaked. I acted spoiled to her courtesy.”

“...........”

Iya, this is absolutely wrong. Shit… Damn Kureha, she planned this through.

This is probably a foolish prank did by Kureha. When I gone to take a shower I would encounter with my male classmate. It’s a type of useless surprise that she would think. Usually I would laugh and leave it alone without doubts. If Konoe wasn’t a woman though.

“Why you came to my house so early in the morning!?”

“Ojou-sama’s orders. For the sake of not letting you spread my secret, I was ordered to keep an eye in you. Then I came to your house for us to go to school together while I keep an eye on you.”

That devil Suzutsuki. I don’t think she planned that together with Kureha, but I’m certain that she thought that sending Konoe to my house would make a fun event(for her) happen. I feel like I could hear her loud laughter. Her plan was a great success.

“Leaving it alone... You saw me naked, don’t you?”

Guh.

“Did you know? That my house has a amnesia surgery technique passed generation by generation?”

I know that for sure. Yesterday I got hitten I lot by that. Because of that, my head still hurts.

“You have the rights to be hitten by that!”

“I will pass this time. You should let this right for the end of the year, for the people that ‘took care of you’.”

I think that this could be sold on a net auction. This kind of enthusiast idea sell a lot on the internet, doesn’t it? A premier tag should fit well.

In the other side of the darkness of my eyelids. A mysterious intimidating feeling was rising up.

Killing intention.

When I felt the same cold feeling that I felt yesterday running through my skin I finally understood that.

In this world, there’s no more place for me to rest calmly.

“...Even if that was my first time.”

Unexpectedly, I had the feeling that I heard a grouching voice.

“Eh?” the time I tried to ask the meaning of that words, my consciousness was blown into the darkness.

♀♂

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