That really takes the special out of special effects, doesn't it.
I think you'd have to have some serious fanboyism/reallylikepornism in you to watch the whole film without thinking things like "Did they really just do that?".
"Please note, we have added a consequence for failure.Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official test record, followed by death. Good luck."
Of course there isn't Haruhi porn, what do you take them for?
Suzumiya Hahiru no Yuutsu just happens to have a similar series name, plot and characters to Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu, with the added bonus of bad acting and porn. But this is completely coincidental I assure you.
It'll never be as pathetically awesome as the "Rozes Maiden" Rozen Maiden live action porn, which featured a fat, rotund asian guy as a major actor for no reason at all.
You can't outdo the Japanese for this kind of weirdness.
