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NB. When I'm talking about 'soft' or 'hard', I do not mean the volume of voice but the voice itself.
There are 33 letters in it. Here we go: А Б В Г Д Е Ё Ж З И Й К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Ь Ы Ъ Э Ю Я.
А reads like 'u' in 'run'.
Б reads just like English B.
В reads like English 'v'.
Г reads like g in group.
Д reads just like English D in words.
Е reads like a in 'rat', 'bat', etc., but softer (not in terms of volume).
Ё usually isn't used in Russian community since we have Е, but remember that it reads just like 'yo'.
Ж reads like zh.
З reads like th in 'that' but slightly harder.
И reads like English letter 'e'. Or like i in 'Rin', 'Ninja', etc.
Й reads like... let's see... like 'i' in [rait]. I used transription since there's nothing I can use in English to explain it better.
К reads like English K. But it needs to be pronounced in each and every instance unlike English K.
Л reads like L.
М is the same in both languages.
Н reads like English N.
О reads like au in caught.
П reads like English P.
Р reads like R, and it needs to be pronounced in each and every instance it's used.
С reads like S, don't be mistaken.
Т is the same in both languages.
У reads like U in 'super'.
Ф reads like F.
Х reads like h in 'holster' or 'home'.
Ц - reads like ts but 'Ц's slightly harder.
Ч reads like ch. It needs to be read softly in each and every instance.
Ш reads like 'sh'.
Щ reads like soft version of Ш.
Ь just indicates that the letter before Ь is soft.
Ы reads like... very strong version of И.
Ъ indicates that the letter before Ъ remains hard.
Э reads like 'a' in 'rat'.
Ю reads like 'you'.
Я reads like 'ya'.