TGM's Autobiography

[ainsoph9]

How about this for a biography for kira then?

I once met a man/woman/Hideyoshi named kira, who frequented a forum called Baka-Tsuki or BT for short. He/she/Hideyoshi often posted on this forum and generally tried to stay on topic, unlike some of the other denizens there. Not much is known about kira, expect that kira is too lazy to write the biography I am writing right now. However, kira's contributions to the forum and BT website were considered valuable enough that most overlooked this matter, especially when it came to doing translation work for absolutely free and without any contract to boot. Yet, most thought of this just as kira being a nice guy. However, little did they know that kira was just a nice guy. Yet, the pangs of a jealous rage over what TGM was putting on the forum for his autobiography and the fact that everyone, including a certain terrorist, knew the gender of TGM, almost drove kira to write this biography. But, alas, it was not to be! Rather, kira's real life pulled at the strings of his heart and played them to the tune of the martyrdom of this biography. Sadly, this shadow of a biography was written in its stead. Nonetheless, kira has, hopefully, many a bright day to write this biography on autopilot as he rides into the dusky sun of life. Ride on, kira! Reach for your dreams, kira! We at the forum cheer for you, kira! We salute you, kira, for all of your efforts and accomplishments!

Note: Anything written above is completely fictional. Any resemblance or representation of any kind to any real persons, places, things, events, or the like is completely coincidental and happenstance.

[Mystes]

I once met a man/woman/Hideyoshi named kira

You can simply say that I'm a man. There's only b0mb3r who fantazises me as a woman and the Hideyoshi is...I'll say Poke.

[TheGiftedMonkey]

What does my gender have to do with anything? And since when was it in question?

[ainsoph9]

The whole thing is a joke. b0mb3r can never remember kira's gender. TGM, we all know your gender by the pictures you have posted besides many other telling aspects.

[Mystes]

Mine's up.

Spoiler! :

1. Where did you take your default pic?
The novel in which nanase gets dumped...sniff...

2. What exactly are you wearing right now?
School uniform.

3. What is your current problem?
What to do during summer

4. What makes you most happy?
Books. Books. BOOKS!

5. What's the name of the song that you're listening to?
Khadafi remix.

6. Has anyone you've been really close with passed away?
Too personal.

7. Do you ever watch MTV?
Nope. Never watched in my whole life.

8. What's one thing that's annoying to you?
The fact that I get often bored.

Chapter 1:

1. First name: Try guessing
2. Nickname: Kira, TheKira. That's all. You can add spammer too.
3. Current location: Far, far away...
4. Eye Color: Brown.

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Chapter 2:

1. Do you live with your parent(s) :
Yes

2. Do you get along with your parent(s)?
Yes

3. Are your parents married/divorced?
Married.

4.Do you have any siblings?
Younger sister.
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Chapter 3: Favorite...

1. Ice Cream:
Strawberry.

2. Season:
Winter.

3. Colors:
Silver.

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Chapter 4: Do You..

1. Write on your hand?
Never.

2. Call people back?
Yes.

3. Believe in love:
...

4. Sleep on a certain side of the bed?
No.

5. Have any bad habits?
Forgetting to study.

6. Any mental health issues?
Obviously no.

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Chapter 5: Have You..

1. Broken a bone?
NO, though I torn something in my leg that needed a surgury.

2. Sprained stuff?
Of course.

3. had physical therapy?
What's that?

4. Gotten stitches:
Yes.

5. Taken painkillers?
No.

6. Gone SCUBA diving or snorkeling:
No.

7. Been stung by a bee:
There aren't a lot in the cold temp. here. Though I'm scared of them.

9. Sworn in front of your parents:
I watch my language in front of family.

10. Had a detention?
Yes. Forgot to keep my comment to myself.

11. Been sent to the principal's office?
Yes.

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Chapter 6: Who/What was the last

1. Movie you saw?
Inception. (Been a long time)

2. Person to message you?
Too much that I forgot.

3. Text?
No texting during classes.

4. Person you called?
Personal.

5. Thing you touched?
My laptop.

6. Thing you ate?
Sweets.

7. Thing you said?
"I'm going upstairs."

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1. What Curse Word Do You Use The Most?
Damn.

2. Do You Own An Ipod?
Yep.

3. What Person On Your Top 8 Do You Talk To The Most?
No much people.

4. What Time Is Your Alarm Clock Set To?
6:00 AM.

5. Do You Want To Fall In Love?
I'd rather see others fall for me. Though it's quite...romantic.

6. Do You Wear Flip-Flops When It's Cold?
Flip-flops?

7. Would You Rather Take The Picture Or Be In The Picture?
Take it.

8. What Was The Last Movie You Re-Watched? (changed from watched)
Inception.

9. Do Any Of Your Friends Have Children?
I'm minor.

10. Has Anyone Ever Called You Lazy?
No. Being the top student does'nt allow them to say it.

11. Do You Ever Take Medication To Help You Fall Asleep?
Too young.

12. What Cd Is Currently In Your Cd Player?
One by Avril Lavigne.

13. Do You Prefer Regular Or Chocolate Milk?
Chocolate.

14. Has Anyone Told You A Secret This Week?
Can't tell.

15. When Was The Last Time You Had Starbucks?
Starbucks? I only know a café with that name.

16. Can You Whistle?
No.

17. Do You Have A Trampoline In Your Back Yard?
No.

18. Do You Think People Talk About You Behind Your Back?
Obviously.

19. Did You Watch Cartoons When You Were A Kid?
Nah. I read books.

20. What Movie Do You Know Every Line To?
No one.

21. Have You Ever Done The Dirty In A Field?
Baseball when I was younger.

22. Is There Anything Wrong With Girls Kissing Girls?
...No

23. Do You Own Any Band T-Shirts?
No.

24. What Is Your Favorite Salad Dressing?
Caesar too.

25. Is Anyone In Love With You?
How can I guess?

26. Do You Do Your Own Dishes?
Yes.

27. Ever Cry In Public?
When I got a baseball in the head. Must be around the time when I switched to basketball.

28. Are You On A Desktop Computer Or A Lap Top?
Laptop.

29. Are You Currently Wanting Any Piercings Or Tattoo?
NO! I like my face.

30. What’s The Weather Like?
Hot.

31. Would You Ever Date Anyone Covered In Tattoos?
Never dated anyone...

32. What Did You Do Before This?
Spamming on BT.

33. When Was The Last Time You Slept On The Floor?
Yesterday.

34. How Many Hours Of Sleep Do You Need To Function?
8. Though I get only 6-7. Sigh...

35. Do You Eat Breakfast Daily?
Yep.

36. Are Your Days Full And Fast Paced?
Lack of time.

37. Do You Pay Attention To The Nutrition Info on the Box?
Why?

38. Do You Use Sarcasm?
Sometimes.

39. Have You Ever Been In A Fight?
Obviously yes.

40. Are You Picky About Spelling And Grammar?
French, yes. English? NO.

41. Have You Ever Been To Six Flags?
Six Flags?

42. Have You Ever Gotten Beat Up?
Yep.

43. Do You Get Along Better With The Same Sex Or The Opposite?
Feel nervous when girls are around.

44. Do You Like Mustard?
No.

45. Do You Sleep On Your Side, Stomach Or Back?
Normal.

46. Do You Watch The news?
Yes.

48. Who Was The Last Person To Make You Mad?
Forgot it already.

49. Do You Like Anybody?
In which sense?

50. What Is The Last Thing You Purchased?
A pen.

[TheGiftedMonkey]

5. Do You Want To Fall In Love?
I'd rather see others fall for me. Though it's quite...romantic.

You'll quickly learn that most girls don't like to make a move. Leaving it up to us to close the gap, and take the embarrassment if we were incorrect.

21. Have You Ever Done The Dirty In A Field?
Baseball when I was younger.

[Mystes]

5. Do You Want To Fall In Love?
I'd rather see others fall for me. Though it's quite...romantic.

You'll quickly learn that most girls don't like to make a move. Leaving it up to us to close the gap, and take the embarrassment if we were incorrect.

Actually, I'm not the 'Active' one. Though I prefer the quiet types, much of the moderated-beautiful girls are fine to me now, since I don't really LOVE someone.

[Poke2201]

Hey, its great to be the quiet one some times. But if you are someone like me, and you fall hard and make a move based on that, sometimes you crash hard. Still trying to fix myself after that mishap.

[Mystes]

And you going well now?

[Poke2201]

I dunno, still on the ground dazed figuratively I think.

[onizuka-gto]

I dunno, still on the ground dazed figuratively I think.

"why do we fall Master Bruce? It's so that we learn to pick ourselves back up again"

[Mystes]

I dunno, still on the ground dazed figuratively I think.

"why do we fall Master Bruce? It's so that we learn to pick ourselves back up again"

Great one, Oni.

[Poke2201]

Yeah, but this one was a pretty bad crash. Id make it akin to losing both wings and a stabilizer tail. It was that bad.

Also, Its only been 2 weeks anyway...

[onizuka-gto]

Yeah, but this one was a pretty bad crash. Id make it akin to losing both wings and a stabilizer tail. It was that bad.

Also, Its only been 2 weeks anyway...

Flying can be a bit dangerous!

However its not always due to pilot error, sometimes you just hit something out of your control, like random tubulance or a freak tornado and etc. the sky can be an unpredictable and unkind Mistress!

At the end of the day, just be glad you survived, you have the experience and plenty of time to earn your strips, so get back out there flying, cos there still plenty of birds in the sky!

[Poke2201]

Ehhh, I attribute it to pilot error, weather conditions, and a malfunction in a plane engine.

Mix those altogether and its a recipe for disaster. Right now Im just looking at how to fix this and get myself back in the sky again. I think that won't be too hard. Just needs some time!