How should Ping be punnished for speaking out?

[hobogunner]

So, we're going to go with this until someone deletes it. Everyone gets a sentence to a paragraph of teh_ping's fantastical life. (I mean that as in make it up.)

The basis is simple- In Ping's world, everything runs on credits. The more you translate the more credits you can get. Ping's current rate is 5kb a day (we'll put it at his low), that gives 500 credits. These credits can be traded in for whatever you feel like. There is no exchange, you make everything up. If you don't agree with the previous persons cost, then don't use it. (Don't forget to total your credits if you choose to end a day.)

Ping get's up, and goes to make himself some toast and iced milk tea (-85 credits), then goes to his job.

415 Credits

[Teh_ping]

Noting that the 'pun-nished' is so full of puns that I got 3000 credits?

And that I just added 4kb of text? 400 credits.

Total now is 3815 credits.

[hobogunner]

Ping walks from his house to his job, feeling about his added 3400 credits in his pockets, when suddenly Hocchan shows up and mugs him for catching his typo. He for some reason leaves Ping with 200 credits, he felt that he might need a therapist after getting mugged.

Ping then goes into work depressed.

200 credits.

[Mystes]

Ping, decides to translate at work, with pieces of paper. Though the higher-ups catch him. He ended up with nothing.
+100 for the translation
-100 for getting caught
+1 for the efforts.

201 credits.

[ben1234]

Ping leaves for lunch and sees a hole filled with spikes in front of him. He tries to jump over the hole and fails, losing his last life

-1 credit to retry

200 credits

[Mystes]

Ping finds a mushroom and eats it. It boosted his tranlsation skills.

+10

210

[hobogunner]

Ping then realizes those were poisonous mushrooms, and runs to the bathroom. Afterwards he feels hungry again, so he goes and buys a feast at the local supermarket....only to eat half of it. -130 credits.

80 Credits
+500 for translating

580 credits.

[Mystes]

Ping faints as he sees a polar bear.

-10


570.

[Teh_ping]

You guys do know that I'm in the Army right, and I know close combat...

+4000 for translations of IS.

4570 LP

[Assassin]

Well, for all you know it might not be any ordinary bear, and we all know animals have some beastly strength that there's a limit to how far we can hold them off until they give up.

Unfortunately for Teh_Ping, the bear knows close-quarters battle as well as he does and also carries dual DEs and uses it efficiently.

Ping tries to hold it off while trying to escape and got away with an arm shot in the upper part and a broken leg.

+10 for surviving.
-50 for getting done in by the bear.

4530 credits.

[Teh_ping]

Deleting Hogun's votes on the polls as per his request= priceless

Updated 10k of translations.

5530 credits

[hobogunner]

Thank you, for that I don't mug you. (even though I'm going to vote for them again, now I can put more hilarious reasons. )

You guys do know that I'm in the Army right, and I know close combat...

Ping, we all know you're in the army, and that doesn't matter. I'll just think I'm fighting to protect a loli. You auto lose.

Ping has to stay at a hospital overnight. -3000 credits

2530 credits.

[Mystes]

PIng got healed.
+1000
3530 credits.

[hobogunner]

Ping goes and buys a new house. -20,000 credits.

100 credits

16,570 left on mortgage.

[Mystes]

Ping is on good terms with the government.

100 credits.