ばか！バカ！　馬鹿ー月！

Give me your dragonite. I'll give you my oddish for it

remember that masterball you worked so hard to get, yeah... i kinda caught a level 2 ratatta with it!

(btw this actually happened and i nearly strangled the kid)

Seriously. Give me your dragonite. I'll give you an oddish.

(Ouch... So is it at all possible u could trade with me once I get it?)

I traded your mewtwo for a lv.100 magikarp and got rid of all your heart scales so it only knows splash

(I might trade with you if you get something I want or need)

I broke ur game bro...

(Do u need an oddish? Or better yet, a gastly, gible's or larvitar?)

call of duty suck!
(when surrounded by fanboys)

( I don't want an oddish, I already have a gengar, tryanitar and garchomp.)

Playstation 4 seems way too overrated, I'm getting an xbox one instead

(..... I really need to catch more pokemon...

Do u want Japanese pokemon? I have a Japanese black 2 but you'll have to trade with black/white/2 first... Coz I don't hv a 3ds to trade with anyone yet...)

*runs into a hospital room* TROLLS! IN THE ICU!

I'm a murderer!!!!

The British are coming!

Stick 'em up! *with a rocket launcher in your hands while you transform into your true loli self* . :loli:

Enough with the pokemon stuff!
(surrounded by pokemon lovers)
Actually, I'm serious.

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it's a reference to Lunch at the Gotham Cafe

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Oh crap, there's people in here! Quick get the demolition guys on the phone.