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Yes.

My NB tried doing various things on the internet to fill the void inside their heart

Nah, not to fill it, they're just to distract me from some other stuff. But everyone does that, they busy themselves with things.

My NB enjoys Badminton.

I did enjoy it, but now I dun really enjoy moving my body parts. I am a lazy bum

My NB is also a lazy bum.

For the most part. I just don't have enough motivation. I still want to exercixse and play sports, but timing and friends not being available, etc. leads to it not working.

My NB is energy-deprived often.

Everyday...

My NB tried something new, hated it.

Yes, quite often, especially with small things. I'm try ing to hate things less though.

My NB wishes that he/she would exercise more to have more energy overall, but is lazy.

Not really... High metabolism.
My NB loves kawaii girls! (so me)

Yes, I like kawaii very much as well. Also, I have high metabolism, but not eating healthy, sleeping late, and not exercising leave people energy-deprived.

My NB wishes there were more good shows out lately.

Nah.
My NB is maqhusson.

nope.

My NB tried drinking 4 bottles of mountain dew just b'cuz

No. I'm actually trying to be a bit healthier as of late with not so good results. There is still the effort though.

My NB drinks a lot of soda.

no.
My NB has no interest in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

It's the number 42

My NB tried making some desserts but failed miserably

I make simple ones like cookies and muffins. Usually they end up good, sometimes they're just okay. I rarely bake nowadays though.

My NB doesn't want to be overly rich.

Not overly, but atleast rich as in 300k subscribers youtuber rich.

My NB watched a lot of garbage in the internet