My neighbour below...

[ainsoph9]

Nope. I do not feel like dying today, and the insurance can be outrageous.

My NB has done illegal drugs.

[Mystes]

I never touched illegal drugs...

My NB was sleeping at the time I posted.

[Sander]

The timetable in my country is different, so no.

My NB thinks.

[ainsoph9]

I think that I think that I think that I think that I think that I think that I think that I think that I think that I think that I think that I think that I think that I think that I think that I think that I think that I think that I think that I think that I think that I think that I think that I think that I think that I think that I think that I think that I think that I think that I think that I think.

My NB legally owns a gun.

[Mystes]

I'm minor...no...

My NB has loud neighbours.

[ainsoph9]

Some days, yes. However, I tend to think that we offset one another, especially with me and my clarinet and electric guitar...not to mention all of the other music I play.

My NB would run the Naked Mile.

[Sander]

What on Earth is that?

My NB is a spy.

[ainsoph9]

Naked Mile - A infamous event where students would run naked through the streets once a year at the end of the University of Michigan winter semester in mid-April. The last "Naked Mile" was in 2004 after the University ended the tradition through arrests and threats to students who ran.[2] Participation in the event also reportedly suffered as it attracted the attention of internet pornography operations.[3][4]

I would have to kill you if I said one way or the other.

My NB starred in a movie or TV show.

[hobogunner]

Absolutely not, though I live near Hollywood.

My NB is eating a sandwich.

[ainsoph9]

Nope.

My NB can do parkour.

[Sander]

Only a bit.

My NB has a brother.

[ainsoph9]

Nope. I have a sister though.

My NB can dance.

[Sander]

No, I'm one of these who only watch.

My NB has killed at least one ant in his/her life.

[ainsoph9]

That was when I was around five for the most. Most of the later victims of my feet have probably been complete accidents that I am unaware of. Suing me is futile. I have nothing.

My NB has been to an exotic place.

[Sander]

Define exotic, anyways is most probably not.

My NB wants his life were like a galge.