Quote of the Day!

[Umiman]

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) -
DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.

On a Korean kitchen knife -
WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights -
FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.

On a Japanese food processor -
NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE.

On Sainsbury's peanuts -
WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS.

[ben1234]

"The only reason we're 7-0 is because we've won all seven of our games."
- David Garcia, baseball team manager

"Coming on to pitch is Mike Moore, who is six-foot-one and 212 years old."
- Herb Score, Sportscaster

"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
- Anonymous Manufacturer

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
- Charles De Gaulle, former French President

"I think the team that wins Game 5 will win the series. Unless we lose Game 5."
- Charles Barkley, NBA Basketball Player

[Guest lol]

Critical Error!

Unable to delete file due to lack of space. Please delete a file or two.

True story, it was told by a friend of a friend of mine.

[Umiman]

I think that's the effect of a certain trojan.

[Smidge204]

All censorships exist to prevent any one from challenging current conceptions and existing institutions. All progress is initiated by challenging current conceptions, and executed by supplanting existing institutions. Consequently, the first condition of progress is the removal of censorships.

You know, if I'm only allowed one a day it'll take me seven years to get through them all :/
=Smidge=

[ellimist]

scars are tattoos with better stories.

forgot where i read that, so naturally, it means i forgot who said that as well. :p

[Umiman]

"In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had five hundred years of democracy and peace and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock."- Orson Welles (1915-1985)

[ben1234]

Study = No fail
No study = Fail

No study + study = Fail + no fail
(No+1) study + study = fail + (no+1) fail
*cancel out the (no+1) on both sides*

Therefore, study = fail

[Dan]

If
1) Study = No fail
2) No study = Fail

Dividing (1) by (2)
study/(no study) = (no fail)/fail

Simplify -> 1/(no) = no
Solving leads to -> no =1 or -1

If no = -1
1+no = 0
Division by 0 is illegal.

However if no =1 (the multiplicative identity), then (1) and (2), both become: study=fail,
which is consistent with the final result...

[Smidge204]

Unfortunately that line of reasoning ignores the values of "study" and "fail". You have two equations and three unknowns, thus the system is unsolvable.


...Just sayin'
=Smidge=

[Dan]

I said divide (1) by (2), doing so cancels the "study" and "fail" variables. Once you find the value of "no", you can solve the rest easily.

[ben1234]

I really have no idea what you guys are talking about, I'm just copying from here.

[Smidge204]

Dan; No, you can't. There are multiple values for "study" and "fail" that allow both equations to hold true. Specifically: 1, 0, -1

You have an incomplete and unsolvable system of equations and any deductions based on it are therefore void!
=Smidge=

[Umiman]

"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars."
- J. Paul Getty (1892-1976)

[Guest lol]

In Soviet Russia, sign reads YOU!!

-Zion Pentecostal Tabernacle Church sign.