Dan's awesome Yuki love love fan fic.

[TheGiftedMonkey]

Lmao, golden literature.

[HolyCow]

That was nice, Cyan

Moo~

[Umiman]

xD!

[Dan]

LOL! Nice one, Cyan, but that's COMPLETELY out of character for Yuki.

[TheGiftedMonkey]

And your stories aren't Dan?

[Dan]

And your stories aren't Dan?

Not at all! That's the effect I have on Yuki when I'm around her.

[TheGiftedMonkey]

[Umiman]

Yuki is 100% IC in Dan's delusion diary

[HolyCow]

I kinda prefer Cyan's version more... It's like doing a fanfic based on a fanfic... O.o

[HolyCow]

*Ahem* Dan I suppose it's time for another update, no?

[Dan]

lol Working on it.

[TheGiftedMonkey]

I have to prepare myself once again with the restraints. Last time I almost succeeded in clawing out my eyes. Gotta be careful this time.

[Dan]

Ok, here ya go!

he was almost home, right around the corner and up the path a bit to the front door...where the biggest shock of his life awaited.

dan was standing there, holding in one hand what seemed to be a lifeless lump that looked vaguely like a closet otaku dressed in a ninja suit.

'yo! thanks for taking yuki somewhere else, i'd perfer she not see what i did to this guy.'

'fiddle sticks...i'm going to die' kept playing like a broken record in idiotsalmon's head. and he had come so far, hopefully laughingvisitor hadn't spilled too may of the beans. yuki, he noticed, didn't seem at all appalled by the beat up guy, and was looking at dan with clearly visable admiration. already she was trying to pull herself out of his grip and rush to dan, best not hold her back from the looks of that other guy.


'so much for a back rub as we watch power ranger movies together' idiotsalmon though as dan walked off into the glowing sunset holding hands with yuki. he hadn't been found out at the very least....wait, weren't they headed in the direction of dan's house? OH NOESSSS! images of the whole kamasutra and then some that weren't in it ran through idiotsalmon's head. he must stop yuki from getting to dan's! he looked down at laughingvisitor - he'd be no help in his condition, but that ninja suit looked cool...there was no time to wash it, so best just put it on and go now.


@dan's house

'nnoooo!'

was he too late?! that was definetly yuki screaming.

'harder! you gotta do it harder!'

and that was dan! idiotsalmon wondered what kind of cruel action dan was forcing her to do.

'i can't, plus i have no experience. you're the first guy to ask me to play with his wee'

omg! did i hear that right?! do worry yuki, my love, you won't have to soon. I will protect you!

idiotsalmon was already at his anger's maximum limit, and without thinking lept through the window, breaking it in the process like a counter terrorist leaping out into the snow on cs_office.

oooooh...a wii, so that's what she meant. she wasn't very good. it was her ninth frame on wii sports bowling and her score was still 0.

this was definetly time for a quick exit, he had hoped to get the drop on dan but was instead the one suprised. he did a backfilp out the window and ran off.


'yuki, i though you'd be safe here, but let's go to your place' dan said solomenly. 'if you want, i'll stay with you as long as you want'

how nice of him, but yuki knew she would have less control over what she would do to him than an old man with prostate cancer has over when he goes to the bathroom, and that might be dangerous to dan.

she agreed to him walking her back and they set out. once they reached her place, they said good bye.

as he watched the small figure shyly walk away from him, he made a resolve - those evil ninjas he saw today would never pay! then he went off to look for information on their base and blow it up.

[Cyan]

His wee... YA BIG PERV!

On a side note, will the real Nagato Yuki please stand up?

[HolyCow]

Will you please update this? :3