Haruhi vs. Kyon. Who would win in a fight?

Guest lol · Post by **Guest lol** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:04 am

I can imagine Haruhi reversing time to prevent the fight from happening.

Or maybe kill Kyon depending on how much she likes him and her mood.

Setherzam · Post by **Setherzam** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 11:43 pm

well, Haruhi could always just cheat and make Kyon stop moving. Really it depends on the context of how the fight got started. If it was a planned match then Haruhi would win hands down. If it was a surprise attack and Kyon sees it as an assault on his life he'll pull out those natural adrenaline pumped OHMYGODIMGONADIE reflexes. He will then proceed to beat down Haruhi or run far enough until he realizes that he is not in danger.

Then he will regret hitting or almost hitting her and then realize in horror that she was just punched. By him. A few seconds will pass by as the terror shocked brain absorbs this information. After a few more seconds of terror he will resign himself to his fate.

Of course this is all just speculation

Haiyami · Post by **Haiyami** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:30 pm

lol thats so funny

Dragoon · Post by **Dragoon** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:39 pm

Kyon, because he's actually god.

dt · Post by dt » Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:05 am

Yeah, yeah, remember the way he dodged Asakura's attacks in vol 1. It goes without doubt that no normal human can escape from IDSE interface, and Asakura was one of the best, as noted by Yuki later. So when it comes down to the real fight Haruhi doesn't stand a chance against Kyon XD

Dragoon · Post by **Dragoon** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 8:50 am

With all the crap Kyon has survived, he's either god or an evolutionarily-advanced human.

Stratosphere · Post by **Stratosphere** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 8:57 am

Dragoon wrote:With all the crap Kyon has survived, he's either god or an evolutionarily-advanced human.

Or perhaps Haruhi is subconciously protecting him with her powers.

Think of it like the force in Star Wars. Those who are strong in the force seem to have an increased amount of luck. This might explain why Haruhi is talented in almost everything she does.

Guest lol · Post by **Guest lol** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:11 am

The force is strong with this one.

Kyon's just survived the attack by Asakura because with the adrenaline pumping so he could dodge her attacks. Plus Asakura seems to be going easy on him, or else she would be moving MUCH faster. Haruhi's good at everything because she is god.

Setherzam · Post by **Setherzam** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 8:29 am

you know Gues makes a good point. Kyon would be a good Jedi

TheGiftedMonkey · Post by **TheGiftedMonkey** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:12 am

Lmfao a Jedi?

dt · Post by dt » Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:20 am

Guest lol wrote:Kyon's just survived the attack by Asakura because with the adrenaline pumping so he could dodge her attacks. Plus Asakura seems to be going easy on him, or else she would be moving MUCH faster.

That's exactly why Kyon is god! First, he made Asakura go easy on him so he could dodge her, and when further fighting was clearly out of human abilities, he summoned Nagato for help ;P

TheGiftedMonkey · Post by **TheGiftedMonkey** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:22 am

Congrats on post 5 dt.

Yeah, there is pretty heavy evidence that could prove that Kyon is the omnipotent one. However its also possible that Haruhi still is.

dt · Post by dt » Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:39 am

Thanks

Well, it's true that there is no way to tell for sure who is the real god. But I kinda like the Kyon theory, so can't help it %)

Guest lol · Post by **Guest lol** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 3:11 pm

I'm not implying that Kyon would make a good jedi in any way. I just said the force is strong with this one at the top in reference to the jedi post.

But meh, if it convinces you it's fine by me!

Haiyami · Post by **Haiyami** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:09 pm

Jedi like powers. Kyon just may end up having some secret power. The power of pursuasion lol.