User:Nerevarine

Nerevarine's travels:

day one: I came upon a rickety boat, to a land with which i have no idea what it is, nor why the hell i was even going there. There i made landfall, upon which for some reason, the first person i talked to was confused about what race i was. I mean cmon, dont u see the ears! im not an orc. Soon after, i went to the officers' quarters. What, drafted already?! There i met a soldier who asked what my special skills were. Like the hell i know! which i answered to the best of my knowledge, ranging from slim to none. I was given an assignment to report to Caius Cosades in Balmora. where the hell is that? i just got here. Anyways, i decided to hoof it, cause well...i had no money. Damn gambling table on the transport, i know its rigged! As i went out of town, i was immediately assulted by a bloodthirsty worm. I died. WTF, I DIED TO A WORM. I KEPT SWINGING AT HIM AND MISSING. I HAVE +40 TO STRENGTH, WHY WONT MY FISTS HIT HIM. HELL, I COULDA JUST STEPPED ON HIM AND HE WOULDA DIED. reincarnated living god my ass.

So concludes Nerevarine's epic adventure.