Seitokai no Ichizon: Volume 1 Chapter 4

“It’s never too late to start over!”

As always Kaichou puffed out her tiny chest and confidently stated some line she had gotten out of some book.

It’s a line that I’ve heard a million times, but it’s one I like so I smiled at Kaichou.

“Yes, you’re right.”

But.

“I’m saying this because of you Sugisaki!”

For some reason Kaichou pointed at me. As I started at her wide-eyed, Minatsu, who was sitting next to me, grabbed me with her youthful arm which was showing because she was wearing short sleeves. I could sort of feel her breast on my cheek… hooray for being a guy.

“This guy really does need to start over.”

Minatsu told Kaichou as she put more pressure on my neck. It’s starting to hurt a little.

Chizuru senpai, who was proven to be an S last time, smiled and looked at me.

“That sounds good. The Key-kun right now isn’t bad but I’m interested in a rehabilitated Key-kun too.”

“Wait, what do you mean rehabilitated!? I’m already really goo…..”

I just managed to say that much before Minatsu strangled me harder. This is going a bit beyond the range of a joke. I tapped Minatsu’s arm to tell her that I ‘give up’ but she completely ignored that. Hold on, this is a little…

“Mufuyu wants to see it too… if Sugisaki-senpai became a little more sincere… I-I think he might be cool.”

Mufuyu, who was sitting next to Chizuru-senpai, agreed as well.

“I feel a little like my existence has been completely denied….”

I struggled to get out of Minatsu’s grip somehow and stared at Mafuyu-chan.

Mafuyu-chan looked away and pleaded “Nee-nee-san, let him go.”…. mercy plea?

And so Minatsu, who had been asked by her cute little sister….

“I’m sorry Mafuyu. Your Nee-san, will refuse you for the first time in my life!”

“Why here!?”

I threw a tsukomi but she just strangled harder. Ah… now it actually started to feel good…. Why, was I a masochist?

Huh, this wasn’t the council room but a field of flowers? Oh, a sparkling river. And over that…

[Ken-kuuun! Come here~♪ We’ll treat you nicely~♪]

Oh, there were a bunch of cute girls in swimsuits in the other side! What is this! Is that utopia! I’ll have to go! Of course you’re going, Sugisaki Ken!

“I’m going right now!”

I charged wildly. It was a manga-like speed! Those with low power levels couldn’t even see me! I was wind, no, I was light! I understood the theory of relativity with my body! I was already a weapon!

But my charge was too powerful. I, who had been in a place which only faced me with ‘tsun’, had already had too much carnal desire within me. So….

[Kyaaaaaa!?]

I rushed into the group of girls. No, I destroyed them. The world on the other side. Utopia. When I came back to my senses everything around me had been annihilated.

“What is this. Are just cute girls not enough to take all of my desires. …. Then I have no choice.”

And so.

I recrossed the river and came back to where I had been.

………

….it’s dark. Am I sleeping? Hmm, I can hear voices.

“…..He~ey? Ken? Huh? Did he die?”

“’Die’!? Nee-san!?”

“Hey, Minatsu! I told him to start his life over, but not to end it! What are you going to do if this becomes my responsibility! Ahh….”

“It’s the first murder in the council room…. I never thought it’d happen like this…. Well it can’t be helped. Let’s keep it a secret among the four of us. We’ll go in the direction of Kirino Natsuo’s [○ut] and get readers like that. …. Fufufu. I’m looking forward to this.”

“Wait, Chizuru? This is the first time I’ve seen her smile so happily….”

“Oh, Aka-chan. We’ll have to cut the legs and arms of first then….”

“You think I’ll let yooou!!!?”

I rushed up. Well, I can’t ask them nicely to kill me.

I got up thinking to push my chair over, but it seemed that I had been lying on the table. Everyone looked at me in surprise.

Minatsu muttered.

“Oh, he came back. …. Boring.”

“That’s a little too much! I almost died!”

“I was confident that I could hide him well….”

Chizuru-senpai put the saw away while looking disappointed. …. Hold on, why is a saw in the council room, and why do you know where it is Chizuru-senpai.

“Th-that’s a relief.”

Only Mafuyu-chan let out a sigh of relief with tears clinging to her eyes. …. Ah, there’s only Mafuyu-chan for me. She really worried about….

“It’s a relief that Nee-san didn’t become a murderer.”

“It was that!?”

She was as innocent as ever, Mafuyu-chan. Maybe she’s the most dangerous one of everyone here.”

I looked at Kaichou and… Kaichou was staring intently at me.

Oh, is this the signal for ‘dere’? Aha! It’s the pattern where a person she always took for granted was in danger, she realized just how important I was! Yes! There was some meaning to risking my life!

I looked back at Kaichou.

“Kaichou….”

“Sugisaki….”

“… I won’t die. Because I like you.”

“….Sugisaki….”

Kaichou kept looking at me. H-hey, hey hey, Kaichou…. No, Kurimu. Is it a kiss scene? Really? That’s a problem. It’s embarrassing to do it in front of all the others. But if Kurimu wants to then I can’t hesitate…..

“….Ha.”

“?”

Just as I pushed my lips forward, Kaichou let out a big sigh. Then she sat deeper into her chair and lamented.

I couldn’t understand what she was doing so I cocked my head.

“Hmm, would it be better to have the first kiss when it’s just the two of us?”

“….I was a little expectant. They say that ‘Idiocy is cured by death’ right?”

“What?”

I finally managed to realize that Kaichou wasn’t being ‘dere’. Kaichou pointed at me again.

“I was hoping that you might have become normal after a near death experience!”

“…. Eh, what, it was something like that. It’s fine Kaichou.”

“What is?”

“I’m already extremely normal.”

“That’s not what a normal person should say!”

It seemed that that wasn’t something I could say myself. I resigned myself to asking for Chizuru-senpai’s, Minatsu’s, and Mafuyu-chan’s agreement.

“Everyone, I’m normal right?!”

[…..]

Huh, everyone turned away awkwardly.

……..

….Sugisaki Ken, fitting of the whirlpool on the curve (TL:no idea what that means)

I just managed to calm down after my near death experience, and sat down feeling a little uncomfortable. Kaichou let out a “Ahem” which didn’t suit her small loli exterior.

“Anyway, Sugisaki has to improve. If he’s the vice president, he needs to at least have the dignity fit for the role.”

“….dignity.”

I glanced at Kaichou’s small body and sighed. Everyone else gave an awkward smile.

After noticing everyone’s stares Kaichou let out another sigh.

“An.y.way! We’ll fix Sugisaki’s personality today! We will!”

“But why all of a sudden?”

At my askance Kaichou rummaged around her bag and took something out, exclaiming “It’s because of this!”

It was the wall newspaper that the news club put up from time to time. It was a club that liked gossip, so it grabbed the attention of Kaichou a lot, and was put forth during our meetings a lot.

Was today one of those days….. I took a look, but this time it was a little different.

Minatsu read it out loud.

“What is it? [News Flash! Vice President Sugisaki Ken’s Two-timing Past!]?”

“Oh my, Key-kun. That’s a real problem.”

Chizuru-senpai said that happily. This person is really just…

Mafuyu-chan was the only one who supported me.

“This is too much! You have to say something! Su-sugisaki-senpai isn’t that sort of……. ……. …. I’m sorry.”

Huh, she apologized. She tried to back me up but most probably remembered that I’m not a person to be trusted when it came to girls.

After seeing everyone’s reaction Kaichou put the paper on the table and gestured towards me.

“It’s not good to have a member come out in something like this!”

“….. Well our news club likes these sort of things.”

I picked up the paper in question and read through it properly. …. The title was pretty good but there really wasn’t much to it. No details at all. There wasn’t any information besides ‘Sugisaki Ken two-timed in the past’.

The fact that she dragged in unreliable sources such as ‘Witness A’ and ‘Friend B’ was like something that club president would do.

I know her in person (because she’s pretty) and she’s the type of person who says things like “Delivering the truth can be done by anyone. The school paper is for entertainment based on loosely on facts. O~hohohohoho!”, and a girl who even I’m a little hesitant to get close to.

I overlooked it because of her looks so far, but now that I’m the target I’m feeling a little mad. And the most annoying thing of all is…

“Sugisaki! You better tell us if this is true or not first!”

Kaichou was angry. I scratched my head and tried to avert this somehow.

“Oh Kaichou, are you jealous? Worrying about my past……”

“Trying to run is useless!”

It’s a little hard to tease her when she’s in ‘president mode’.

I was wondering what to do when Chizurur-senpai pressured me.

“Key-kun, Aka-chan won’t stop until you’ve confirmed the truth. You know too right? Just answer her.”

“I know but….”

I pondered about what to do. Well…. I suppose there’s no need to go too deep into this.

Yeah, there’s nothing for it. Better compromise.

I looked Kaichou in the eye with an air of seriousness. Kaichou in president mode will hear you out as long as you’re being sincere, regardless of what it is. It’s a little uncomfortable to say this here but I should make this clear.

“To just tell you the facts, it’s true. I did two-time.”

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