Re: In light of the recent spam
Posted: Wed May 29, 2013 5:36 pm
With tears in my eyes, i greeted the Dear Leader as he emerge from the northern red gates of Bakatsukigrad.
I bowed my head when he approached and held my hand out, as he extended his hands, he shook me firmly before pulling me into a brotherly hug.
"Dear Leader!" I cried.
He let go and looked into my eyes and said:
"Dear Comrade brother, i have returned. You will not fight alone. Let us together, drive those capitalist dogs from our lands and free the people, to be baka anytime and anywhere."
And with a wave of his hand, he gave back the power to the people, unicorns descended from the sky and the people rejoiced!
As i stood and witness the miracle of wikicommunist unicorns in uniform, i slowly notice the red gates of Bakatsukigrad, i suddenly cried in panic, "Big Boss!"
He stopped walking to the gates, pausing before turning round, the glare of seven golden Bakatama emerging from the gate, before settling into orbiting the Dear Leader, forced me to shield my eyes.
"Do not fear Comrade Brother, for my life's breath is all but spent. There shall come a time far from now when our wiki itself is dying, even as I am now dying, and our foes shall gather to destroy us. Then my brothers, I shall listen for your call in whatever realm of death holds me, and come I shall, no matter what the laws of life and death forbid. At the end I will be there. For the final battle. For the Baka-time."
I slowly raised my arms and waved, crying for the gift he has given us, and with a final shudder the red gates shut behind him.
Until the time comes again when we need him, he will walk amongst us mortals again. He will always be watching us.
*Sends bestnumber?8721 to re-education centre for moral and political readjustment*
I bowed my head when he approached and held my hand out, as he extended his hands, he shook me firmly before pulling me into a brotherly hug.
"Dear Leader!" I cried.
He let go and looked into my eyes and said:
"Dear Comrade brother, i have returned. You will not fight alone. Let us together, drive those capitalist dogs from our lands and free the people, to be baka anytime and anywhere."
And with a wave of his hand, he gave back the power to the people, unicorns descended from the sky and the people rejoiced!
As i stood and witness the miracle of wikicommunist unicorns in uniform, i slowly notice the red gates of Bakatsukigrad, i suddenly cried in panic, "Big Boss!"
He stopped walking to the gates, pausing before turning round, the glare of seven golden Bakatama emerging from the gate, before settling into orbiting the Dear Leader, forced me to shield my eyes.
"Do not fear Comrade Brother, for my life's breath is all but spent. There shall come a time far from now when our wiki itself is dying, even as I am now dying, and our foes shall gather to destroy us. Then my brothers, I shall listen for your call in whatever realm of death holds me, and come I shall, no matter what the laws of life and death forbid. At the end I will be there. For the final battle. For the Baka-time."
I slowly raised my arms and waved, crying for the gift he has given us, and with a final shudder the red gates shut behind him.
Until the time comes again when we need him, he will walk amongst us mortals again. He will always be watching us.
*Sends bestnumber?8721 to re-education centre for moral and political readjustment*