ばか！バカ！　馬鹿ー月！

This game is based off something in neo seeker, easy rules, mainly,

U can wish for whatever u like,n the person below must grant it... However, they can also corrupt the wish too...

(I.e. I wish for a cat

Granted, but it hates u,

I wish for for a new pokemon game

Granted, but u start off with a lv 1 magikarp, n ur rival starts with a lv 10 reshiram, n u hv to battle him immediately n must win the battle.)

Get it? Here goes...

I wish Baka n Test had a sequel...

Granted, But the author died before it's first release

I wish BN would type properly

Granted, but he types properly in Tagalog, which u can't understand~~

I wish my apartment ws clean...

Granted, but your apartment is now completely empty.

I wish I got all A's on my next grade report.

Granted but you will probably need to bribe your teachers

I wish my office would burn down so I won't have to go to work

Granted, but the police arrest u for arson

I wish I didn't have any work to do for uni

Granted, but you have work for your job and it's more boring.

I wish we didn't lose an hour from day light savings.

Granted, now u lose 2 hours

I wish I wasn't so damn tired...

Granted, but you take drugs which lead to your death.

I wish someone gave me an amazing free PC.

granted but its filled with viruses

I wish I had some money

Granted, but you're now in debt to a Mafia organisation.

I wish anime girls were real.

Granted, but they love everyone EXCEPT you...

I wish we won more frisbee

granted, but they explode on contact

I wish for more candy.

Granted, but they have passed their expiration date long ago.

I wish I write better

Granted, but you're good at writing in a language none of your readers know.

I wish all the Light Novels I enjoy reading are fully translated in one day.