Illustrations[edit]

This novel is about <a boring story where a pair of siblings, who, due to some reason, were separated from each other, got back together and lived under the same roof again, while living their daily lives in an ordinary fashion> — “Brother complex is indeed inconvenient, but it’s definitely not a curse.” “Is that so. The way I see it, your entire existence is misfortune personified.” “That issue aside, it seems that Himenokouji Akito will finally come visit our home, this time around.” “Fufu, Akito is finally visiting my home. I’m really look forward to it.” “Huh!? I never heard about that! Onii-chan, what’s this all about!?” — Sorry, just kidding, this is a romantic comedy. For details about the house visit, please open the book and read!

… And you thought I would say those things?
Are you an idiot?
Do you want to die?

Well then, let me introduce the characters. This is Himenokouji Akiko-san. As the secretary, she’s a rank lower than me in the student council, has smaller breasts, and who’s test results worse than mine - someone who hasn’t a single point of merit. Ah— the only distinct point about her is that her brother-complex is at an extremely perverted level.
… Rather than an introduction, that was just you bad-mouthing me wasn’t it.
Himenokouji Akiko. Secretary of student council. Bro-con.

This is Nikaido Arashi. The president of student council at my school. As you can see, her appearance is as strange as her personality, and her actions are beyond salvation. I just hope she can graduate from the school as quickly as possible, even if it’s only a day earlier. Ah, her expulsion would be OK too.
Ka ka ka. As usual, your words are merciless.
Nikaido Arashi. President of student council. Her sexual desires are strong.

This is Sawatari Ginbe Haruomi-san. As she just transferred to this school a few days ago, I have absolutely no idea what sort of person she is. For now, her name is really weird, and so is the way she speaks.
Are you a person who will die unless they’re bad mouthing someone?
Sawatari Ginbe Haruomi. Treasurer of student council. Bokukko.^[1]

And finally, this guy is Himenokouji Akito. Even though his official title is “Deputy Assistant of Secretary”, I guess he can be considered to be a rather durable slave.
… At the very least, use terms like “errand boy”, or other softer expressions. Please.
Well, even though I said slave, I mean that you’re a sex-slave, so to speak. There should no problems when it comes to your human rights.
No, that was a terrible follow-up. Rather, that’s even more of a problem
Himenokouji Akito. Deputy Assistant of Secretary of student council. Akiko’s elder brother.

Well then, it’s finally time for the main attraction to enter the spotlight. I’m Nasuhara Anastasia. Vice president of the student council.
… This is terrible.
Ka ka ka. Indeed, this is terrible.
How should I put it? Generally speaking, that’s how it is.
I suppose. Well, this is rather fitting of Nasuhara’s style.
Please do not display such questionable expressions. This duty was pushed onto me at this time, so something of this level should be expected. Even though it’s like this, I’m actually doing this in a discreet manner.
Nasuhara Anastasia. Vice president of student council. Hard to get long with.